To my wife Daisy and my son Jonathan From Choi Andrew 1982

All I ask is a tall sheep and a star to steer her by

Dearest Cathy, The day we met was the begining of the happiest time of my life. It is with love and humility that I thank you for being you.

STOP IT =NOW=, OK! You will gain *NOTHING* from breaking this protection, but I guess you're too fucking ignorant, narrow-minded or maybe even too stupid to understand that.

Baz - Ok so when are we gonna see your first game? , Im fed up asking you to send some of your new work so I wont ask it here!

FUCK
SHIT
ASS
CUNT
CLIT
DAMN
PUSSY
PECKER
YUMSTER
ROO ROO
HAPPY PONY
SNOWFLAKE
YODIGGITY

Oh fuck this, I'm off... Well, goodbye, I hope you like the game as much as I... enjoyed typing this text, and have a nice life.

And what a game! (it was designed by System 3 who are the biggest load of bodgers around.) .........

Greetings, fellow hacker may bad luck and ill temper be yours in this current endeavor!!

It kinda feels like this hasn't been a job but a hobby. Doing optimizations or making the code smaller or stuff because it seems like we're running out of memory and stuff... so much fun.

Greetings to Chris, Dawn, Jordan, Ben, Jamie, Milli, Joana, KT, Emma, Tigger, Jenny, Voldemort, Geoffrey from Rainbow, and Skeletor. Plus the rest of the human race, and indeed the rest of the animal kingdom.

INSTEAD OF RUNNING THIS UNFORTUNATE PROGRAM, ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS! DON' T WASTE YOUR TIME: WE HAVEN'T YET DISCOVERED THE WAY TO BE IMMORTAL AND LIVING!

SUPPOSE YOU WANT TO KNOW A BIT ABOUT ME THEN IM 21 LOVE CHEESE CAKE AND HATE GETTING UP IN A MORNING AND IM A PROGRAMMER ARENT WE ALL OH WELL MUST GO GLAD YOU FOUND THE MESSAGES

I daresay some people still think that it's possible to do 'pirate-proof' protection, but personally, after DD2 (which really did have some bloody neat ideas in it), I don't!

I SHOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK EVERYBODY HERE FOR THEIR HELP, AND I'LL SAY THANKS TO OCEAN FOR NOT RELEASING TOPGUN FOR THE C64, AND THANKS TO THE PROGRAMMERS FOR DOING SUCH A BAD JOB.

Hello hackers, instead of spending hours on pirating, we suggest you write you own programs instead (games, utilities, etc. ...).

Good work. Well, you have come here! Perhaps, You are really genius....

There is no such thing as a miracle recipe for making a good game. I don't claim to possess this recipe, however, my devotion to the AMSTRAD CPC has allowed me, I'm sure, to give as much as possible when it comes to animation quality.

If you let this game out early after release, and there are few sales, it will be very difficult to justify followup games of this type. Nobody benefits; not the developers, not the users, and not the Amiga community.

Even though every project we'd worked on professionally had been in C or assembly language, we suddenly understood the beauty of object inheritance.

There is slightly more sound in this game than there was in UNIVERSAL HERO,but still no tune,so we again suggest that you play a good record such as the PARADE album by Prince in the background!

Why are you diassembling this code? That isn`t nice!

The Transcan Barbarians paintball team are here..... GOD, DOING SECTORS IS BORING, BORING, BORING! LUFC, going up!

YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS WORTH WASTING ALL YOUR SPARE-TIME TO GET THROUGH THIS CODE ??? DON'T YOU THINK LIFE HAS TO OFFER OTHER PLEASURES LIKE FUCKING A GIRL OR TELEPHONE-SEX WITH WALTER KONRAD??

YOU FUCKING NOSEY LITTLE BASTARD! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING IN MY BLOODY CODE ? OH WHO CARES....

Pirate english games ! (not french ones !) It's the only way to fix the French economy. Show a bit of patriotism, for heaven's sake !

Hi there! Spying around, huh? Well, this directory looks nice,doesn't it? Believe me it was quite a lot of work! Took me about one day to figure out how to organize all the stuff, but I think that it was worth the effort!

We at TAG have always wondered why you hackers don't do something contructive like writing games! If you wan't to talk to us about this subject then ring us & have a chat.

THOSE xxxING LSD GUY ALSO HAD ME REMOVING EM THEY JUST FEARED BEING PROSECUTED FOR HAVING GAMEBOYS AND GB GAMES IN THEIR OWN GB GAME, EVEN IF IMPLICITLY RECOGNIZABLE. HA ! LAMERS !

hellos also to the regulars at the White Hart (& Jill the rather nice barmaid) and Sportsman pubs in Bristol!