Its not a bad day out there. If only that wind could calm down it would feel warmer.

Feral? Ok maybe a little bit 🤏🏻

The thought of grinding on someone's lap or thigh, while straddled over them on the sofa, kissing and moaning into each other's mouths... yer thats been with me all week.

If i ever live with a man again I swear they will be locking in a cage or something. Only supervised exiting hours when they are being a good boy. They just cant be trusted with all my nice things...like my fabric scissors or my adult toys.😤

Opps, that 1 chapter more 2 hours ago worked out well for me 🫣 should probably try and sleep now 😴

Being off work this week has made me forget what day it is or what time is. Its kinda nice just going to sleep when im tired and waking up when I want and feeling more rested than ive done in ages.

First week back at work done. But boy do I feel like I need snacks, a drink and a good bubble bath to relax.

I know...im late to thigh Thursday. My brain seems to have got fuck it Friday and thigh Thursday mixed up. Instead ive had a fuck it Thursday and a thigh Friday 🤷🏻‍♀️

3:30am... opps works going to be fun at 8:30am.🙃

#yearlyreminder #Christmas #Xmas #holidays #celebration #winter

Feral Fridays you say... 😏
Suit ✅️
Helmet✅️
Door lean✅️
Someone to torment ❌️

#feralfriday #feral #suitporn #suitsforwomen #maskedrider #maskedgirl #bikerchick #bikehelmet #doorlean #booktokgirlsbelongtobikers

IF SOMEONE SAYS NO TO AN ALCOHOLIC DRINK THIS HOLIDAY SEASON (or ever) THE CORRECT RESPONSE IS:

“Okay!”

AND NOTHING ELSE. THE END

10 minutes early doors for a gig that it looked empty... they have introduced a new quing system. 🙃 which is ridiculous.

Another sunset, another day.

Where do ghosts buy their Halloween candy?
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At the ghost-ery store!

Today is National Haunted Refrigerator Night and National candy corn day.

Its also National text your ex day but were ignoring that one as atleast half of you should also ignore that!

Its National Slap Your Coworker Day...
Im not saying you shouldim just letting you know that its today.

Happy National coming out day!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

We see you, but we also see those that are not yet ready to come out to everyone or anyone. 🫂

#nationalcomingoutday #LGBTQ+ #LGBTQIA #comingout

This is your seasonal reminder that Activated charcoal can reduce how effective birth control is!!

#birthcontrol #activatedcharcoal #reduction #cocktails #halloweencocktails #spookyseason #spookyseasoncocktail #spookycocktails

I keep looking at that 1 picture I took of my in a suit with a shirt and I need more suits 🫠 (all the other pics ive been shirtless 🤭)

What if the rapture has happend but because the Christian's arnt actually following thier book they are left here with the rest of us and they now will just blame it on miss understood details?

All day, we be up against the wall in the hallway
No, I don't really care what thеy all say
But then you go and tell me you'rе straight
I think that's pretty gay

#suitporn #femmesinsuits #biker #helmet #masked #booktokgirlies #booktok #doorlean #walllean

Hows been a good girl/enby?

I heard you liked dangerous bikers in suits 😏 well your in luck 😘

#biker #booktok #suitporn #womeninsuits #smut #booktokgirlies #monochromemonday

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day.
A reminder that we won't all act the same. We only get told one way of how it will be, that isn't a blanket list for everyone. And to thoes that are struggling and are going unnoticed because of this, I see you. You are not alone. 🖤 ;

hubofhope.co.uk

When you don't have enough hands but the girls know their place. 😏

Chappel Roan was so fucking good!!

The sweet and chill chicken and chips was pretty fucking good 🤤 and I didnt suffer for it either!

OMG!! I just opened a pack of paracetamol at the end with no leaflet, first time!!

Does this make me some kind of genius now or something? 🤔

Yet again the hallway redecorating and DIY has been on hold for the last week. But the reason is very cute even if they do wake me up at 6am screaming. 🐈‍⬛

Yep, my pals cat has been staying with me. And she is the sweetest 😻

Its National Eat A Peach Day...take that as you will.

Its aparently international cat day. So give all kitties extra treats and love!! 😻 ohh and please can I see them? 🥹

#cats #kitties #furbabies #internationalcatday

Who decided thay we have to figure out what to eat for breakfast, Lunch and dinner every day for the rest of our lives?
Cos that some kind of BS 😤 I ate this morning that should do me for the day!!