as the rollercoaster crests the top of the initial incline, the ratcheting noise slows and stops, and you can, right before the plunge, observe the entire amusement park

TikTok message: “Welcome back! Thanks for your patience and support. As a result of President Trump's efforts, TikTok is back in the U.S.! You can continue to create, share, and discover all the things you love on TikTok.”

All the gratuitous public ring-kissing before he even takes office does not bode well for anything

I wouldn't recommend dining at McDonalds for a while

Us watching Phil declaring himself illegal in order to garner more attention to himself while secretly running the TimSky #weknow #questionableuncle

Can teach you lessons on being sad again. DM for info

happy Spotify Wrapped day! I need your behavioral metadata, stop bogarting that behavioral metadata bro! I need to quantify where you are and how you’re feeling right now so I can feed you slop made in a death drone laboratory in Stockholm it’s all vibes bro, it’s all love bro

I’m relatively new to the BlueSky platform… My plan on here is to share bold and provocative ideas that generally run counter to conventional attitudes. Exploring ideas on the internet, even ones that are incorrect and wrong, can be fun and feel nice because they allow people to pay attention to me.

Many are saying this :)

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James