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Posts by Andrew Parker Scott

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a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with mr. simpson saying is it about my cube ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson talking on a phone with mr. simpson saying is it about my cube

Cube guy wondering what’s so funny.

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Simultaneously I’m seeing anonymous posts claiming it’s because engineers are getting laid off because they trained their AI replacements. Fake obviously and the poster clearly made AI write it, but it won’t be long before a real media source quotes it like it’s fact.

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Outstanding!

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a cartoon of a man in a coffin with a sign that says lenin ALT: a cartoon of a man in a coffin with a sign that says lenin

“Don’t worry. You won’t feel a thing…til I jam this down your throat!”
“I bring you love!” “It brings us love! Break its legs!”

And of course:

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Let’s hear him out. He once pooped a hammer.

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Just add a special appearance by Kevin Spacey and some bored apes and you got the ingredients for the perfect post 2020 nightmare stew.

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Yes, there really was a 'March for Billionaires' rally in San Francisco The march drew only about a dozen participants, but organizer Derik Kauffman said it was meant to be a sincere protest against a potential new tax on the state's wealthiest residents.

Central casting couldn’t do this better. This looks exactly like the sort of guys I pictured who would March For Billionaires. I guarantee half of them have a sword collection.
www.latimes.com/california/s...

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Baldur’s Gate TV Series Set for HBO, Will Be a Continuation of Baldur’s Gate 3's Story - IGN A Baldur’s Gate TV series set is in the works at HBO, and will be a continuation of the Baldur’s Gate 3 game's story.

So….is someone going to bang a bear or what?

www.ign.com/articles/bal...

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TikTok still loses money?!?
It feels like it’s everywhere and it’s still not profitable?

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a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his face with his hands in a dark room . ALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is covering his face with his hands in a dark room .

Hold on….

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“Hmmm, the trail of Dunkin’s end here….”
*door slams shut*
“Doh!” in Boston accent.

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I remember how for the past year Bill Maher kept insisting “He hates war” over and over. Can’t wait to see the Olympic level mental gymnastics it’ll take him to half endorse this bullshit. I’m sure Donny has the next dinner invitation in the mail already.

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a man in a gray shirt is standing next to a person laying on the floor ALT: a man in a gray shirt is standing next to a person laying on the floor

Aw, crap. I got mine out on Eastern time by accident and now I got a situation.

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So inclusive he made it so even New York’s hardworking CHUD constituents could attend.

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Sure it may look festive but this is actually Studio City’s Wicker Man. On Christmas Eve we will gather at the Aroma Cafe to stuff some nosey detective inside of it.

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The theatre was dead silent except my friend next to me who saying at full volume “What the Hell?” and “Holy shit!” in the thickest East Coast accent on Earth. I couldn’t stop laughing even though I knew the festival host must have been staring daggers at us.

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For completely different reasons I remember being a film festival in North Hollywood where the main attraction was a trio of shorts directed by (rhymes with Schmames Schmanco) premiered. They were…of questionable taste.

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I saw Signs with a full crowd and I’ve never heard a crowd freak out as much as I did during the birthday party video scene.

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*scoffs*
Back in my day we didn’t spout nonsense like that. We said shagedelic baby! And it was POETRY!

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Great to see all of this. Has there been any research in protecting text at all? Or even detecting LLM text?

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It’s like a public confession the makers hate their families. Nothing screams Merry Christmas more than a grotesque jittery representation of Grandma.

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Your stream must refuse to recognize bad form because almost none of those were a proper pull up. I thought rich people had the best trainers. Do they just count their cash and not their clients reps?

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Chain of Pain….good title.

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Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Dies: ‘Mortal Kombat, ‘Last Emperor’ & ‘Man In The High Castle’ Actor Was 75 Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor best known for his roles in the Mortal Kombat films, The Last Emperor and The Man in the High Castle, has died.

Oof! This one hurts.
He didn’t die. He just decided it’s time to conquer the Netherworld.
deadline.com/2025/12/cary...

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Imagine trying to say that to a jury with a straight face. I’d try to ward you off with a clove of garlic.

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No trace of this masterpiece anywhere. For shame.

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I think it suffers because Edgar Wright’s record set the bar really high. Got to give him credit for at least hinting to the original ending in the book because….it was grim to say the least.

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STOP THE AI MORATORIUM IN THE NDAA”

Let them know your state has the right to legislate on AI
Reps in 🧵

#March2Testify #RespectCopyright

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Michael Caine Partners With AI Company ElevenLabs To Clone His Voice Michael Caine and Liza Minelli are among a list of actors to lend their voices to ElevenLabs, the generative AI company that specializes in audio.

Coming Soon: The Ladder Puller starring Sir Michael Caine.

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