Someone please bring me a delicious home cooked meal free right away

In a still from the 1967 film Deadlier than the Male, gorgeous actresses Elke Sommer and Sylva Koscina wear bikinis and wield harpoons. You would do well to get out of their way and watch your mouth.

Happy International Women's Day.

I’ll be in my office.

Just the stupidest people in the world sharing their "big ideas." Just complete fucking morons. Just idiots from thde absolute bottom of the idiot barrel. Just the dregs of the cask of dunces.

I done hear tell true alphas don't need oxygen. Just go on out there! Spacesuits are for the weak.

Did I, like, bring this shit with me from Lake Michigan or

Penzey's is the best.

Yetification Monitoring Station Mid-Atlantic reporting.

All Mid-Atlantic residents are now 100% Yeti. We salute our Midwestern Yeti brethren.

Post a female character you love ♥️

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

Diana Rigg as Joanna Lumley as Vulnavia will return in Avengers: Doomsday

In an image from the TV show Brooklyn 99, Captain Holt says "Forks are very weird. I've always thought so."

Portmanteau is a portmanteau of "Portland" and "manatee"

It refers to the 1907 Manatee War that destroyed Portland, twice, in one summer.

Adiós, 2025.

You are witty and handsome!

Jesus Christ, Santa.

Wait. Good point.

The answer is no. This is the most delightful thing.

Good fries do not need to be improved!!!! If they need sauce, they're not good quality!!!!!

What a haul, man. Good for you. 👏🎖️🎈

Unless—

It was probably—but it couldn't have been.

It reminds me—no.

I wonder if—?

Was it—?

I love the prompts for 2026.

The relief in the voices of medical professionals when they first meet you and find out you have received vaccines and believe in vaccines.

But mainly I can do research and research-assisted brainstorming. It's open to anyone. You don't have to prove you're a real academic, which I was, but am not.

Normally, my preference is to write with a fountain pen on paper. Contemplating these restrictions, I leaned toward composing with a pencil before I thought "...or I guess I could just type."