Expected delivery by 12:45
12:45 - expected delivery by 13:45
13:45 - Expected delivery by 15:45
15:45 - Expected delivery by 16:45

Just delay it bro it’s okay

Meme with a photo of a fountain drink machine with a cup sitting under two nozzles (red and blue), a hand pushing both buttons at once and liquid coming from both nozzles. The blue (left) drink is labelled "grateful for the insight I have gained from all my experiences" and the red (right) drink is labelled "still thinks some of that sh*t should not have happened". The hand is labelled "me".

🎂 it was @beeblebeebs.bsky.social birthday yesterday 💕⋆.˚

if you haven't already, go show her some love for all the happiness, friendship, creativity, fun, and sense of community she's spread this last year just by being herself! I'm VERY lucky to call her my best friend — she deserves the world!

It's a very special day today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @beeblebeebs.bsky.social 💜🎂🍰🥳

I love you silly little dog

Check this shit out

I’m one of those 375 people!!!!!!!!

only yakuza heads will get this

I'm not gonna sugar coat it
□□□□△, △

THANK YOU

A coworker said if you put less coffee grounds in coffee machine, it makes a stronger pot.

Bro this is water

mother 4 movie spoiler

haha I found a leaked scene mwahahahaha

🌈🌷🌳melee pichu !! 🌼🍎☁️

These will unironically last longer than Nintendo pro controllers and have less lag

Since you got me hooked on peak (yakuza 2(still playing it)) I’m gonna let you in on something.

FFX is, genuinely, and arguably, the best turn based rpg I have ever played.

I highly recommend playing the PS2 International version because I’m not a big fan of the graphical changes in the remaster

Goop from a Bucket Son or Giant Fucking Skeleton Daughter?

a man playing drums with a sabian cymbal ALT: a man playing drums with a sabian cymbal

Average Yakuza 2 interaction

Random goon: hey man wanna buy this watch?
Kiryu: no
Random goon: hey what the FUCK it’s BROKEN now I’m gonna END YOU!
The music:

because @wintersound.bsky.social said it was peak, or whatever

(I left pokopia in the bedroom but shall not risk waking the hound)

Secret beebs lore #5

Whenever you wake her up, she’s like a cranky/grumpy old dog that was enjoying their nap a bit too much

#fanart of #bubble from #theamazingdigitalcircus in various #circus roles also featuring a bubble design by MoonDollDreeams #talentlessart #tadc #drawing

🫧The Amazing Bubble Circus!

Ivy's really hard to get right but i think im getting there

Unfortunately was in a match against 3 sevens and it was essentially fighting in a microwave.

sorry have to add my favorite one

💌 finished monthly reward for @anemoaero.bsky.social 🌊⋆.˚

man sitting in chair holding coffee cup says, "i like my coffee like i like my men" the man takes a sip out of the cup the man says "poisoned" the man slumps over and the cup clatters to the ground

#art
#unpeeled-comics

He always does shit like that. I don’t think I’ve ever met a more judgmental person lol