Say what you will about the worst members of the Roberts Court, but they all make sure their wives are in on the grift.
Jane Roberts, Martha Alito and Ginni Thomas are equal partners with their husbands in the grand project of destroying the United States and enriching themselves in the process.
A new way to see yourself not getting laid, loved, or approached by anyone, ever.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
It’s the manifesto of murderers and psychopaths. Makes the uni bomber look like child’s play. Fuck palintir.
It will be a quick trip once Vance tries to mansplain theocratic governance.
One is an artist of high regard, the other is dating someone with pending rape charges. There’s no fucking comparison to be found here mate.
At the very least, here. 2029 needs to be the year we gnaw on the skulls of the fucking enemy. Raping children, taxes payers, earths resources; tanking the world economy and raking in billions… candidates are a useless talking head unless they are describing concise justice and retribution.
I will not watch andor, stop asking, and keep your space soaps to yourself you heathens
"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging
God he’s about as useful to you as that roommate you had, who always had bad music blaring, clothes and cigarette cups everywhere; who always says he quit his job only to find out later he slept through his first few days of work and was fired. Useless man.
Oil Prices Plummet In Big Fuck-You To Americans Who Got Gas Yesterday
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As more comes out about rfk and that raccoon penis, we gain a better and unwanted, understanding of why his voice sounds that way.
Immigrants: move to USA, get an education, uses skills to contribute greatly to society, pays taxes.
Millionaires/Billionaires: Immigrants either 1st or 2nd gen, privately educated(?), no skills, live off inheritance, loopholes, and corporate welfare, and do not pay taxes.
The pope fixed Bluesky, when asked what he did to repair it he just said, “it was the holiest of fuckin paper jams”
And a happy Stone Cold 3:16 says, I just whipped your ass, to you good sir 🎩 ☝️
Update: BlueSky outage caused by gremlins.
it gets lost in the shuffle of constant corruption and bloodshed but even with the memecoin ALONE, that would make him very clearly the most corrupt U.S. president in history, you could easily argue
They were sure to add “the honorable” instead of the factual “horrible penis headed” to his title
unmute, this is 100% right
The PR guy at DoorDash is having a bit of a crash out
Gut is another term for killing the body of science in biology, forestry and conservation behind it. And handing it all over to fucking Utah. You know the place that manages its water like it’s diet fucking coke.
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If they didn’t recap, the president wouldn’t know where he fucking was or what he did. It’s part of having dementia.
Paying a pornstar, while you’re married, with political campaign money, was and is still a huge crime. And is not something a normal person would do. Still not a peep from the right about it.
Imagine trusting science to bring astronauts to the moon and back but not trusting science to develop safe vaccines.
Did you happen to record this call where he called it a war… Might need that later.
Cheers
The whataboutism of nothing - by Karoline Levitt
Now's a good time to circle back on this
Trump went from making insane genocidal threats this morning to hyping the “golden age” of Iran hours later, and he received no concessions in between. He’s an absolute basket case who needs to be removed from power before he follows through on one of his mass murder fantasies.
ICE loves hurting and killing women.
