Take a deep inhale
Feel the self love
Penetrate
Into your f*cking heart
Like a true abundant badass
F*cker McF*ckerson level 9000

Exhale release every single annoying dumb f*ck in the entire Universe because f*ck em

Sending love from my nips to yours

Inhale good juju badass love
Exhale every single subatomic fuck

Hey! Check this out:
Bullshit Relief meditation
yogibryan.page.link/BXVR
@yogibryan.bsky.social

Because Tuesday was a bunch of fuckery for me & my caretaker. This helped & now I’m going to listen to another one to help get to sleep. 🙏

20% Zen
80% Don’t fucking look at me