I still have a stack of these books left. If you buy one $20 will go to good causes.

Bro, I am too high for this.

Give the Pope nukes.

Hell yeah

Hell yeah

Better luck next time.

It took several buttons but yeah.

I think you mean any Taco Bell

Don’t call Texas “America” please.

Guess I gotta change my bio now.

First beer in 450 days.

I saw the boats.

Marlins' 'Machete,' Rockies 'Glizzilla' tops 2026 new ballpark grub Teams across Major League Baseball continue to raise their game when it comes to concession items.

Oh no.

www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

Oh, what are the concessions?

I’ll be there tomorrow. Current view:

iykyk

Made tacos in my hotel room like a real G.

John Barleycorn’s is the first one that pops in my head.

My bracket is off to a rough start.

Good news everyone the Korean restaurant I went to in Atlanta 9 years ago is still open. I think next month I’m going to eat at the Korean restaurant I went to 9 years ago that is still open.

Gamers really love to ask if a thing that came out six months ago is DOA.

Invented Lymon Honey and didn’t even try to capitalize on it.

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a blue wall with his hands in the air . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a blue wall with his hands in the air .

Mario day? Uhhhhh it Mar-ten

Hell yeah

Be Mine Records Are you there god? It's me Be Mine Records.

Today is Bandcamp Friday, if you buy these ancient MP3s I get all the money and I will spend it on Magic cards. Thank you.

beminedigital.bandcamp.com

Thanks, but I’m already aware.

Ate too big of a sandwich at Melt and thought I was dying.

The zine:

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