Grab tickets for a comedy or improv show, museums (Broad, Getty), check out Griffith Observatory. Food options are varied & super authentic: Chinese, sushi, ramen, Korean/KBBQ, Thai (go to Jitlada!), Vietnamese, Mexican of course…
I’d stay in West Hollywood or Santa Monica for walkability.
absolutely hilarious thing to type and publish for anyone to see 😂😂🤦🏽♂️
There are DMs on Bluesky? How’s everyone feeling about that… sometimes I miss it on threads but mostly I feel like it’s for the best
There’s nothing more insulting than coming home to find it colder in LA than it was in NYC
LINK TO VIDEO HE’S COMING ANY MINUTE
Today is the “The Plumber Wants $1,000 Am I Willing To Bet On Myself To Fix It Instead” challenge, wish me luck 🫠🚽
At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits
I cant do another social media app, especially not a Zucky one. I’m ready to transition into my touching grass and getting the memes next quarter via WhatsApp era.
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
Can’t believe they’re sticking THAT down our throots 😬
LET THE PROGRESSIVE PURITY TESTING BEGIN
Congrats Hank! We’ve all been rooting for your speedy & complete recovery.
Y’all proud boys are so weird. You don’t see me joining truth social. Why are you here?? Family and friends all cut you out of their lives? Figures.
“I’m plenty woke and liberal” is “don’t get me wrong, I voted for Obama” levels of right wing cretin bullshit
Have you heard the phrase “tie me kangaroo down, mate”? That court hears the habeas petitions.
I don’t know what serving c*** is and I think it’s best for everyone if I never find out
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New Slack auto response just dropped
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I love love love mangoes deep inside my bones and soul. Just knowing such an allergy can exist makes me weep.
Oh and there’s no talent at upfronts this year because of the strike, so the execs are front and center.
Shit. Show.
“I have been maliciously and illegally deprived of the right to breathe heavily behind them in the break room. Damages: incalculable.”
My wife works at NBCU, in the entertainment group. Upfronts are next week. It’s a shit show. 😂
HYPERCARD 🥹🥹🥹
Enjoy prison, bitch
Me: No way is this bagel girl flirting. Ain't no way. You're just confused because she's cute and it's her job to be friendly.
Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.
Lady next to me: “what’s your name, by the way?”
Bartender: “It’s Barrett!”
Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!”
Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.”
Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!”
Bear: 🫠
Well this doesn’t look *great*