Hustle and Cuss by The Dead Weather on Apple Music Song · 2010 · Duration 3:45

Mood.

That was my entire basis for wanting OKC to win the series.

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row

Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

Thanks for the heads-up! Never played D&D until this year when I started DMing a group for my 6-year old son and his friends. Always looking for ready adventures and ways to learn how to better manage the game and storytelling.

how it feels to clean up and put everything away immediately after cooking and eating a meal

Some guy from the New York Times named Tripp Mickle

The McTriple, a UK McDonald's menu item

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For a split second, thought this was an Expedition 33 post.

Rent free. Had to rewatch the YouTube mash-up last night after Toast of London popped up on Prime.

Pritzker: It’s time for us to be done with optimism about their motives. Time to stop wondering if you can trust the nuclear codes to people who don’t know how to organize a group chat. It’s time to stop ignoring the hypocrisy in wearing a big gold cross while announcing the defunding of children’s cancer research… Autistic kids and adults who are loving contributors to our society don’t deserve to be stigmatized by a weird nepo baby who once stashed a dead bear in his car. Our military service members don’t deserve to be told by a washed-up Fox TV commentator, who drank too much before being appointed Secretary of Defense, that they can’t serve their country simply because they are Black, gay, or a woman.

Dear god let this man cook.

comments sections under youtube classic rock songs where you see posts like "im 12 years old and no one else in my class likes pink floyd but me" are a sacred space i deem The Nephew's Realm

TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend?

REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,

Ben, recounting the tale of Narcissus: “Remember that Greek tale of the guy who had too much rizz?”

God dammit. Timing couldn’t be worse but here goes.

Chuck Schumer and I are launching our new podcast “Soul Deep: A Weekly Deep Dive Into the Music of Collective Soul” tomorrow. I do NOT support his latest decision and want to make clear this is strictly a music podcast. Please check it out

Unless you are actively poisoning them with hatred from the cradle most kids will, albeit a bit clumsily, say something like "why are you like that" to a "different" classmate, and then get over it and say "do you play video games?" (or whatever).

Teams that have won three consecutive NFL Championships:

1929-31 Green Bay Packers
1965-67 Green Bay Packers

End of list.

Congrats to the Eagles on winning the LOMBARDI trophy.

Drake rn:

Enjoy this because next year’s Super Bowl is going to be Lee Greenwood and the anti-Target MAGA rapper.

you might feel moved when visiting the Betsy Ross museum, but don’t get carried away! They won’t even let museum employees do this activity

The government seemed to be able to do something when they wanted to stop China from getting into my phone and seeing my "data" but I guess elon musk's gang of incels having full access to the Treasury Department isn't as bad the CCP seeing pix of my birthday party

Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.

🏆 Governor Pritzker- Illinois - has signed an order prohibiting all J6 rioters from state employment.

Normalizing spelling out what people actually mean when they cite DEI rather than letting them hide behind the safe cover of a euphemism that's been sapped of meaning

William B Davis Yesterday at 1:59 PM • I am today officially removing my curse on the Buffalo Bills. If they are able to defeat Kansas City I will permit them to go on and win the Super Bowl. Go Bills Go. Cigarette Smoking Man. You and 165 others 14 comments 33 shares Wow Share

hahaha

nothing will ever beat the time Tom Brady texted him and he went to his teammates and said "Tom Brady has been messaging me and I have a question" and they were like "cool whats the question" and Ichiro said "who the fuck is Tom Brady?"

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates