Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

New poll: 55% support impeaching Trump Support for impeachment rivals levels during Donald Trump's first presidency, when he was impeached twice, and for impeaching Richard Nixon after the Watergate scandal

Support for impeaching Trump is at 55%, according to a new Strength In Numbers/ @Verasight.io poll, with 37% of adults opposed. Crucially 1 in 5 of Trump’s own voters support impeachment.

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"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–"

yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

Thank you Iran for eliminating people's ability to send me reaction GIFs

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Ohio serves no useful academic purpose and should be outlawed

Yes…please Mr Biden, prevent Nihilism

I have one with Linux for traveling. It’s from 2015 and absolutely perfect.

So Disney could have been spending money on this instead of shitty live action remakes this whole time?

ok this looks cool as hell though. For $200 I'd give it a shot.

Ever heard of the lightphone?

Bring back the first gen iPhone SE form factor

(Sobbing) “please, I just want a small phone“
apple: ”more supermax pro models, got it”

more and more of my job is googling things for people who asked an LLM, got a wrong answer and insist it is right

This and also the secret service shot JFK on accident.

Ok, this one is mine.

When you and your brother fence with sparklers at the 4th of July party.

Michigan vs Ohio State - Sicario Entrance YouTube video by Go Blue Beat ohio

Michigan fans walking into the #CharitibundiBowl this morning. #EDSBS

youtube.com/watch?v=VSbA...

THAT’S REAL???

how is this literally happening in real life

Viking River Cruises going back to its roots

My sister is an AP Stats teacher, and she knows when I'm faster than Google:

Her: "Wait.
Argo and Miracle happen in the same timeline?!?!"

Me: "If you mean 1979-80 America, yes."

What block of Catharine?

Wonderful sport we’ve got here

Put Ubuntu on it and it’ll last forever

DA MEDFORD MESSI