Hey quick Q, why wasn’t Musk at today’s meeting with Zelensky? I was under the impression Zelensky was visiting to talk to the president. #PresidentMusk #TrumpWho #PoorVanceBlessHisHeart

When I was in my 20s I had a pair of combat boots, sandals, and maybe running shoes. Now: 2x running shoes, combat boots; tall, calf-high, and short fashion boots; 2 pairs running shoes; 1 pair shiny work shoes. Is this adulting? I feel like this is sorta adulting.

The only way you will ever get me to believe in capitalism is the day they finally make all cookbooks waterproof by default.

I have been off most social media for a few weeks now and y’all… my mental health is making drastic improvements. I can’t stay off forever. There are things that require it these days. But the difference in my thinking, my self-regulation, my focus. Also, my phone is lasting longer so that’s nice.

I have been chewing on a dream I had. I woke myself up by talking in my sleep & recall what I said. In old days people would have called it prophecy or something:

“Seek you the beginning of ways.
Seek you the star and the light.
Seek you the open door.
Six. Seven. Sides. Points.”

Brains=weird.

It’s gotta be a Faustian pact. OR he’s so vicious even the devils of hell are like “yeahhhhh nah we don’t want that up in here.”

Keep going. If nothing else, because your persistence would absolutely piss off Mitch McConnell and possibly send him into the infinite abyss to which he belongs.

@adamlafrance.bsky.social First question: do you like Frank’s Red Hot hot sauce?

Follow-up question: did you know they have a dill pickle version? Dill pickle Frank’s Red Hot.

It’s the tits.

But you did it. Another success!

3/? Agencies like mine need to follow the laws based on the funding we receive. And if anyone says “you can’t talk about these things [DEI-related],” they’re going to have to fire me. I will not be quiet. I will not do it. I will not let my heart rot with the hate this administration is emboldening.

2/? I speak openly about the racial disparities in systems of care. I talk about being open, affirming, and ready to support the needs of diverse youth. I have had influence in my role in developing these supports throughout my agency.

1/? 2012 I had a nightmare of a totalitarian regime under the guise of Christianity. I was fired from my job and only allowed to take jobs that would keep me, as a queer human, from the public (lest I seek to harm children). I have spent my foster care career advocating for queer youth.

I was thinking a LOT of religious fetish porn, since they like fapping their beliefs all over everyone anyway.

See you get it.

Years ago I made a decision to always fix things with the wrong color of thread. Why hide that something was damaged and then repaired? It makes it more fun. More individual. Also, traffic cone orange.

You know what I want from AI? Something like the movie Her, that can remember where I put shit and how many bottles of ketchup are in my fridge (3, fwiw). That’d be nice.

Basically, a personal assistant.

Okay yes I will hand it to you, that is pretty damn funny 🤣

I fuxkin love this song.

Ohhhh deep cut, bravo!! [I had forgotten about the sharpie incident]

I think what I am going to do is every time I think of something I want to buy on Prime or whatever, I am going to send the money to my backup bank account and just watch how much I save over time, not buying things I don’t actually NEED.

Remember: it is okay if all you did today was survive. That’s a win. And you have survived every one of your days so far.

This has been my mindset since election night. One of grim determination. But even that is still determination. We don’t panic: we plan.

Yeah. That’s why I would only be mildly surprised if they let Meta buy TT. It wouldn’t be a huge shock.

I thought about that and the reason the rule could still be upheld is because it would impact the ability of other oligarchs to have their share of the exploitative pie. Not for any other reason than some corporate entity being mad they can’t leech their share of the blood.

I can’t find anything that corroborates this as of yet, but I would be mildly surprised if this was allowed to happen. I think it would get into the realm of a monopoly since Meta already has tools similar to TT.

Does Barron really have contact with his dad? I get the impression Melania keeps arm’s length. I genuinely don’t know though.

Okay so I DID look up terms like “oppression” and “Christian nationalism” and stuff popped up. And one fascism video popped up on the Top when I searched. But that’s uh. That’s not a lot.

Thaaaaaat’s disturbing.

I have thought a lot about it, and they would have to tread very lightly with that or risk the Cult turning on them. The Cult was formed around Trump’s personality. The only way they can avoid a collapse is if he names a successor. If Vance or others try to wrest control via 25, I foresee a backfire

Yep. And Dear Leader is benevolent and kind. Dear Leader will help them. …as long as they pucker up for that o-ring.