if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life
Are the women back there somewhere? Yes, I think I see them.
Headline: World’s biggest condom maker set to raise prices due to Iran war
oh great now where am I supposed to get my world’s biggest condoms
Your system aligns with mine, hence I am fully on board. Zero flaws; we're great.
Christ, this is so pure 😍🥹
The footage:
I loved these guys, they were frickin rock stars.
We all know why he did it, because of Trump. Not for personal gain, not for money but because he thought this would help the country, i.e. help us all.
Totally different from May solving a party problem with Johnson or Johnson getting God know’s what for Lebedev’s peerage (both failed vetting)
A green sign reading ABC GROOMING on the front of a Japanese store front
Michael Jackson's career trajectory
Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?
Can we just Truman Show him inside it? Let him think he's still in charge, with Mission Impossible-style fake news reports etc, while everyone else gets on with real world shizz outside? I vote Obama for the 'Ed Harris director' role.
I hadn't read the book, didn't know anything about it other than "Ryan Gosling in space", absolutely loved it. Most fun I've had at the pictures in years, still thinking about it. Lovely friend even bought me a t-shirt for my birthday: proper nerd action.
If you haven't yet been to see this at the pictures, please take this irrelevant stranger's heartfelt recommendation and do it. Treat yourself. You absolutely won't be disappointed. It's funny, moving, inspiring, clever, and full of wonder and joy.
We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos
Bluesky is busted
Cool dads wear chinos
Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.
been with bluesky for a couple of years now but it’s been going down on me so often it feels like we just started dating
Trump threatens to end US-UK trade deal because UK won't join his illegal Iran war.
There is no special relationship. It is subservience to the US.
Don't make agreements with Trump. He doesn't honour them.
The King's visit should be cancelled.
UK must rejoin the EU, build alliances with others.
Have you got your own referral link now? Send me the details if so!
Having a cup of tea in a snazzy hot tub, with drizzly grey skies overhead and vast views over several green counties, about three minutes before the heavens fully opened.
Was just about to brag that I've been one to let the weather get in the way of some hot tub action, then it started POURING. Turns out I'm a wimp, now reading/stormwatching on the sofa instead. Hashtag holidaying in England.
Not Jesus, obviously, just some bloke selling loaves and fishes
"The image clearly depicts me as a simple vendor of seafood sandwiches"
This entire clip down to the "Trump Orders McDonalds" crawl at the bottom feels like a fever dream, you couldn't recreate the cultural and societal trajectory that created this moment if you tried for a thousand years
Like the idiots on BBC News who I remember saying they'd happily vote for the Tories again because they "brought food banks to the town". There weren't any when Labour were in power, apparently.
(And yes, of course this went entirely unchallenged by the reporter)
A doctor costume, honestly, not Jesus…
"Trump said Monday he posted the image but insisted it was meant to depict him as a doctor, dismissing suggestions it portrayed him as Jesus Christ as a fabrication by 'fake news'."
Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian His Holiness Pope Leo XIV (@Pontifex), I condemn the insult to Your Excellency on behalf of the great nation of Iran, and declare that the desecration of Jesus, the prophet of peace and brotherhood, is not acceptable to any free person. I wish you glory by Allah. 9:19 · 13 Apr 26 · 15.8K Views Follow
The *checks notes* President of Iran is now *checks notes* defending the Pope
This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)
the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right.
Is he healing Jeffrey Epstein?
I can't get enough of these clips.
I think sometimes lately, you can forget that good things can happen and that the direction of travel *can* change.
