yeah, incredibly

I'm just glad that based on sheer volume we could do martin kove decade

salads are cool because they're the only food you can eat that gives you healthy diarrhea

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

finally, something I can use to make my dude soups

Punching Day: Ninjas & Superspies - 1-900-HOTDOG Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.

i wrote about the insane 80s Palladium RPG Ninjas & Superspies, featuring: karate wizards, spiritual AIDS, and cyborgs with real race-changing action! 1900hotdog.com/2026/04/punc...

staring down the enormity of packing and prepping for a 2 day, 2 stage camp site gravel race and my stomach immediately started hurting

lmao jesus

jump scare lmao

imagine making AI bird slop when birdman exists

AZEALIA BANKS - 212 FT. LAZY JAY YouTube video by Azealia Banks

was just reminded about this song and how at the time I swore this album was what the future sounded like

or now when you listen, you can hear an entire 5 year run of music that got pulled along in its wake, and how it ended up a part of a blueprint for the current dirtbag dance pop revival

welcome to bluesky. all the national merit scholars are on here (sorry)

gospel! in the krispy kreme

more on the AI can't cook portion: he asked chatgpt to give him recipes like he would write, and the results were predictably disastrous to the tune chicken liver s'mores

Backdrop on stage that reads "an evening of Alton brown"

backdrop on stage, in front of Alton brown, that reads: COCKTAILS ARE CUISINE!

Backdrop on stage behind Alton brown that reads "AI CAN'T COOK"

anyway, had a fantastic evening with probably one of the only people on the planet who could make trout and maple ice cream on stage while drinking martinis while have everyone hanging on every single word he said

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

did they pull that pic from 2007

I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

lmao

could be both if he fucked up his spread lol

the bucks

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope, and no cash. (Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!)

thinking about all the local chuds who are gonna be too lazy to scrape their old Infowars stickers off. this has to be a new kind of marketing that just got invented...pre-marketing? marketing by tenet? idk but it's wild

...therapists have supervisors??

From: Archangel Gabriel and Mistress Goose (1964), dir. Jiří Trnka, Krátký Film Praha

I'm sure it tasted rad but man, piss milk would look horrible

Uber Driver Casually Mentions This His First Time Driving

Uber Driver Casually Mentions This His First Time Driving