CBS Will Replace Colbert with ‘Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed’ The slogan: “Just Pretend It’s 3AM and Your Cat Stepped On The Remote!”

Looks like Easter’s no longer his favorite holiday

Team USA, you got outplayed again

Honestly, Democrats, would it have killed you to give one standing ovation to a corrupt, racist, pedophile?

Hottest ticket at the movies is “Melania”, specifically the seat behind Barron

This Unsecured Network better be secure…

JFK didn’t have a brain when Kennedy Center was named so Trump qualifies

Re Trump renaming Kennedy Center: Has RFK brayed in?

Trump: “So how do you like what I’ve done with the Oval Office?”

MBS: “Well, it’s a little gaudy for my taste, but if you like it…”

Are Jonas Brothers the last great rock band?

Mikey! Mikie! Miké!

Hegseth: “But the most important reason I’ve gathered you all here is, I need you to tell my wife I was with you last night.”

She clearly has a type

In early years of show, if the A story featured Lisa or Marge, Fox would cut two trailers: one that was accurate to what the show was about, and one that made it look like a Homer episode

Line at end of every TV drama Season 4 trailer: “I’m gonna burn it all down…”

Canceled family Disney+ account today. Grandkids pissed, but they understood when I explained that late night talk shows are in danger of becoming extinct due to government oppression.