I know but it doesn’t change the fact that I’m going insane. 😭

girl who needs to kiss her gf before she fucking explodes

Me: Did you cum?

Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.

A two panel vertical seagull meme with the top seagull throwing its head back dramatically with the caption: OH MY GOD I NEED The bottom panel is of the seagull looking forward against a bright red screen and its eye glowing with the caption: HEAD!!!!!

I am going insane.

Siiiiigh. I know you do, my friend. I know you do. 😏

My late father was a Mormon apostate: his entire family is Mormon. My mother is Catholic.

Best of both fucked up worlds.

This was a rushed & clumsy nod to getting soaked from squirting.

But in this instance honestly, I’d settle for even a Mormon soaking at this point. Anything. Fuck.

Ain’t that the truth.

I am in desperate need of a thorough and gratifying soak.

… the kind of soak that comes without a tub.

a woman wearing a black jacket and a t-shirt that says ' is that so ' on it Alt: A brunette, longhaired woman wearing a black jacket, doing a record scratch take and smirking with the caption: “Is that so?”

👁️🫦👁️

It's a damn shame there's no tops around here

Throwing scissors in rock paper scissors over and over until she does it too

I need many lesbian things to happen to me

boobies <33333

For Saturday night I will have the most intimate and sexual experience I’ve had in over a year with this strawberry ramune soda.

💋💋💋🤭

Thank you, handsome.

Some anniversaries truly are terrible.

Oh Spike. 😭 You’re the only one swooning, you’re so sweet. 💋🥰💚

A colorful photo of a brunette person with long hair peppered with sporadic grey strands, wearing red tortoise shell eyeglasses, a white t-shirt pulled revealing the tops of their breasts, biting their finger coquettishly.

My kingdom to be back in this headspace: feeling desired, feral, delighted and lascivious.

billie eilish is wearing a white beanie and a white hoodie and making a funny face . Alt: Billie Eilish wearing a white beanie and a white hoodie while sticking out her tongue and making a flirty face.

🫵💋🫶

Desperately need to straddle and grind a willing and capable thigh while wearing a skirt until they lose composure and have their way with me.

Bring me that casual butch charisma that turns me into a puddle and show me what you can do.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS:
SLUTTY TECH SUPPORT REP
SLUTTY SKELETON
SLUTTY TARGET LADY
SLUTTY GREMLIN
SLUTTY CASHIER
SLUTTY CIVIL WAR NURSE

Kinktober megathread of kinks.

Specifically horror monsters and what kinks they're into.

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Generated by Make it a Quote User: sweetsugarpie.bsky.social Content: There is nothing tender or gentle about what you have awoken inside of me.

who up devouring their lover so they live inside you forever ??