m not shaped quadratically enough

m picky abt my math jokes

picture of me from behind, naked standing in front of a door. my hand is on my ass and my fingernails are painted blue pink and silver

the same angle but i am grabbing my ass

nobody around so i gotta grab my own ass

waow hot n stylish

me kneeling in bed wearing only a yellow shirt that might be a little tight around my chest

me starting to pull up my shirt

my shirt is pulled up to show my tits. my tongue is sticking out

🌼⭐️ (repost from twitter)

:3

yaaay

<33 ur so hot m gna explode

picture of me standing from the waist down wearing black thigh high socks and shorts

returning after many months of lurking to beg for attention yet again

(lou reed voice) ketamine

i wld rather do the creaming

not rly i just thought it wld be a good bit

in my opinion theyre just boiled eggs but way more annoying to make and also worse idk why theyre such a common thing

picture of a package labeled "pro caulk"

you: amateur penis

me:

egg is slang for boys that havent realized theyre trans women and deviled eggs have the yolk creamed with mayo or whatev

call me a deviled egg the way im a "cis guy" trying to get her insides creamed

first date idea we flirt online for 2 years then we meet irl and sit on the floor and stare at each other

ofc silly ur the only wife i would milk

bring ur grabby little hands over here

uhhhh maybe

side view of me kneeling on a fuzzy rug, wearing a blue sweater and fishnets

squishie

milking the creature (my wife)

apparently its bastille i had to look it up

(imposter syndrome voice) im the cum man

asking the big computer from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy which chipmunk is getting the best head

smoking the shit That

subway sandwich with impact font that says "But if you close your eyes Does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?" lyrics from that one song

Mirror pic of me wearing black thigh high socks, a dark blue shirt tied in the back, and a homemade black and white plaid skirt with a very uneven hem. Im facing away and slightly bent over so you can see my thighs

low camera angle looking up at me standing, wearing a black button-up shirt that is tied over my chest, a pink skirt, black thigh highs, and fishnets

mirror pic of me standing on the edge of a tub, wearing black thigh highs, a pink skirt, and a Duke blue devils sweater

fulfilling my duty on my first femboy friday on here

biting u

wahoo