My retired teacher wife laughed at this one. Not even a small groan.

In 2021 we installed an air sourced heat pump system with 4 heads and the ability to add one more in an unused bedroom if needed in the future. Cost was $16k with about $3k to add the other head. Identical to the cost of installing 5 of these units.

Probably tore it when he was working out with Kid Rock.

Good one! The wife both groaned and laughed at the same time!

That‘s what we love about you. You speak for us.

Let me know what you find out about the garlic. My wife’s grandmother told her garlic prevents worms. That would be good to research as well.

My dad did maintenance on electrical substations. He absolutely hated having to clean up after a squirrel or raccoon shorted out a transformer.

Even more so with Chevrolet and GMC. The only difference between them are the badges, otherwise they are identical.

I’m living proof that their study is bunk. Only 7 times a week? That’s only once a day.

Your kids are way nicer than I was to my dad. He was in his 70’s and I had him helping me lay patio pavers.

Wife really likes this one. Good job!

Printing press.

This one actually got a laugh from the wife! Good job!

You are full of enlightenment, but you’re two weeks early. You should have posted this on May 25, Towel Day.

Local population of Qeqertarsuaq killed and butchered a large seal today. Currently chewing a 1 kilo hunk of seal blubber to keep warm. Locals are laughing at me because I’m turning green.

It reminds me of my mid 80’s 2 door Ford Ranger with a short bed and goofy front end.

My wife plays a channel in her car that’s 70’s rock. I keep telling her she is listening to old folks music.

This one got a hand over her mouth and an “aw yuck!” from the wife. Good Job!

Must be the day for wives to feel affectionate. I told this to my wife and she gave me a hug too!

Another good one that made the wife groan.

Good one! Wife snorted out her mouthful of tea.

This is stupid. Has he never heard of the Jones Act? It's to inconvenience non US flagged (foreign) ships. We booked an Alaska cruise on a US flagged ship. It didn't have to stop in Canada. Mr Sullivans plan goes against Trumps buy American crusade.

Anyone who spouts off that the Federal Government is going to go bankrupt should be slapped in the face with a slightly rotten mackerel. The Federal Government cannot go bankrupt, it can print all the money it needs to pay its bills.

I bought a bottle of his whiskey during a trip to the Niagara wine region about a decade ago. Still have most of it. I understand why no one buys it.

Also a very Catholic thing.

Could also be old fashioned stock market manipulation. I’m sure someone made a lot of money trading auto stocks the last few days.

Hitler was a much better speaker. Trump can barely read the teleprompter in a boring monotone.

The wife didn’t know what snapped her!

Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels.

Some guy stopped me in the street and asked Why are you carrying a 9ft book?

I replied... It's a long story.