I absolutely ate way too many edibles intentionally this evening. Currently melting into my bed 🫠

A Minnie Pearl reference lead to me having to explain to my 23 yo employee that there once was a show on tv called Hee Haw and he hasn’t stopped laughing

Got a compliment on my physique from a long time male friend and feel more seen than I have felt in too long

I think I may have a crow interested in being the first in my own personal murder of crows

The meatballs in my Pho had a hot dog vibe going on and I’m not complaining

There are gonna be some heroic weed sales this weekend. Can’t wait!

Jesus H Howser!

Doctor Jesus

From now on when I see a picture of Jesus, I’m going to say… that’s not him, that’s a doctor

I take it right in the chest

People fucking suck way too often

I am very disappointed that Swalwell turned out to be such a piece of shit.

My boy is 19 today. Love that kid beyond words

My life may be a slow motion train wreck but at least there are new episodes of The Boys to look forward to again.

This woman is facing a copyright claim for her own music by an AI company that took her youtube page and copied her.

Nurses who smoke are hot…I see you bad girl

I, too, suffer from a 6 min blackout when I attempt re-entry, if you know what I mean…

I moved away from people to fart and these folks chose to crop dust themselves

Back the fuck up

They have to go beers in the Denver airport

There is an entirely different vibe between B and C gates and it’s kinda bumming me out.

Pro tip…Shake Shack at the Denver airport has a bar and you can order the burgers at the bar instead of waiting in line AND get a boozy milkshake

Once again, I am wayyyy too high in the Denver airport and I have many hours until I fly out.

This slaps

I bought some cannabis pills just for fun and they work great. I wish I could get these back home

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Westbound and Down makes excellent beer and solid pizza as well

It’s that time again…off to Colorado to judge some beers 🍻

I appreciate my dogs for so many reasons. Loyalty no human has ever shown me for one.

Nice