Anyone else remember when it was called “Alternative Lifestyles?” Lol WILD.

*slides envelope across table*
*inside is wet piece of toilet paper that has "HMJSALE" scrawled in what is hopefully brown sharpie*

(this promo code will get you 15% off your hmj merch order [not a joke]. I had enabled it for december and accidentally never disabled!! will disable on monday!!)

Oof!!! Feel better soon!!

Just walking around and accusing and shouting at people?? An HMJ Dream!

I feel like everyone around me is an adult and I’m a googoo gaga piglet baby. 🐷

Amazing art AND HMJ in the bg???? Sign me UP!!

Editing a little marker timelapse for socials but bsky gets the audio version where you can hear me blasting HMJ streams in every clip

Pokopia screenshot "you've restored a birdsong garden habitat!"

🫵 I'm in the game!!!!

I’m so sorry, Cam!! :(

This is frustrating. |: | sorry, cam!

Ooooooooh, I walked out of the room for a sec and everything hit the fan. XD I MISSED THE GOOD PART

It was the villagers he offended retaliating (but fr wuh happun)

All those colors!! Birthstones?

Happy 34th anniversary to the original Sailor Moon anime!

#SailorMoon
#セーラームーン

HAPPPPPPYYYYYY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Raffle time! Let’s do a raffle for Transformers 40th Studio Series Hound! Just make sure you’re following me, like and repost this, and for fun, comment your favorite frame of the 86 movie hes in.. lol

Let’s do the drawing at 3/12 8pm. Shipping worldwide. Good luck!

Can we PLEEEEASE get a #HMJ “ROY G. BIP” shirt???

A bald with colorful suction cup toys on his head; his coworkers thought this was how you interact with a bald and they were partly right

Found this pic of me, a bald, with suction cup toys on my head. We sure did have fun back then huh

I’m on my way!!

Wait, you mean I didn’t fall asleep and dream the stream???

Y’all ever think of Steve & Barry’s or Gadzooks?

Happy Valentine's Day!

I use my “Joseph Birdsong Action Figures” and the “Halfmoonjoe, LLC Twitch Streaming Playset” to fill the void. I also got the “Justin and Piggie” figures, the “Joe’s Tiny Pocket Palace Tamagotchi Paradise” miniature playset, and a box of extra toasty Cheezits.

Nice!!! I never heard of this where I grew up in TX! I missed out!!! Lol

Martha Stewart! It’s Martha Stewart!!

🙋🏽‍♂️

Yw now can you make it for all of chat? Thx

Really poor image of the Biscuits and Chocolate gravy from Food Network Magazine, FEB/MAR 2026

Can’t attest for its authenticity, but imma try this one day

Image of biscuits and chocolate gravy on a blue plate from the February/March 2026 issue of Food Network Magazine

NOT THAT I DIDN’T BELIEVE IT, but I’m surprised to see this in the food network magazine! I might try this out!