This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

(……one of the more useful things journalists do, I think, is help people understand who to be mad at, and why)

"They thought throwing a funeral on a Tuesday could stop me from being drunk and hungover." - my cousin at this funeral

I know things suck, but have you ever heard Into You by Ariana Grande (2016)?

I'm like two seconds from buying a Ford Windstar and painting my manifesto across the broad sides

Every day I'm so glad to find out that I don't know what something is

it is always worth remembering that vance made a conscious decision to be a person of low character. he has eagerly contorted himself into evil for the sake of what amounts to a whiff of power.

I just remembered about modes (math) and I think this is gonna be huge for me

What is the likelihood that I'll lose my (Medicaid funded) job in special ed? And do we have any hope for PSLF?

Me re: Wicked, unfortunately

Good morning to people who understand tariffs & Kendrick’s performance only.

to quote the great Nancy Pelosi, “this is not an attempt to ban TikTok, it’s an attempt to make TikTok better. Tic-tac-toe: a winner. A winner.”

Uncle Buck style direction 2025

Hurry up it's time to suffer

In my Flowers For Algernon era.

I try to remember that whenever we talk about how much of a fucked up horror show the world is, what we mean is that the world is full of good people being wronged and beauty being destroyed, that we risk losing all of it—not a denial of the good in the world but its affirmation.

(I promise you the similarities end there, esp now)

My life is such that someone can say something to me about "your neighbor the skeleton lady" and I will have to guess which one.

Only cried once during Oppenheimer but it's because I was still thinking about Barbie

We lived happily during the war, and looked amazing in diffusely lit selfies during AQI 168.

Ok hi!