BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Yeah your body will remember 🙏

Yeah but when you do get back to it you’ll bounce back, trust. Body will be even more snatched than current body!

Please continue posting pictures of Teddy as that gives ME a lot of dopamine

no doesn't mean it's not true :)

He’s right tho?

The dollar sign on those emoji could be in any denomination, trust me

TEDDYYYYYYYYYYY

💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸 this should cover your fee

Face card too pretty, it's now behind a paywall 💅

Jury is out on whether I like it or not :)

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax

NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Omg bestie he is SO real for it.

(Though new job uses Shortcut :/)

That’s a cute sweater hun

If I could be at the gym at 4 AM I would — 5 AM is already getting way too busy once the 6 AMers who are running early show up (this is not a morning superiority thing, this is a omg there are already so many people thing!)

are you not embarrassed as fuck to proudly proclaim your hogwarts house in 2026?

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen"

there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

Ew

He’s just a little man *and* I’m jealous of where he gets to lay down :p

It better not!

Congress could just expel both Eric Swalwell (D) and Tony Gonzales (R). They could, but they won’t.

You do not hate Congress enough.

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

Oh my god! Congratulations!

We *know* girl go get it

No ifs, ands, or buts (except maybe bloomf crush's butt)

Get your boots on, you're slipping into DMs tonight!

Hey didn't we JUST do a flyby of the Moon though?

Omg the lil baby

Legitimately the *best* feeling

God give me the confidence of someone biblesplaining the pope
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