#TAR38

Savannah: do you mind if I join you for the night?
Jawon: YEAH HHH!

Not how he meant it but I still loled #survivor49

I've heard of shitting bricks but I'm drawing the line at bricking shit #tar38

Survivor comp designers: "We dragged the same old, sandy props out of our Fijian warehouse for the fifteenth time. The results may not surprise you!"

Julie is never living that down #bb27

Morgan reading that letter she wrote to herself in sequester right before she went into the house was one of my favorite moments of the #bb27 live feeds. (Yes, I'm counting this Twitch stream as a live feed.) So pure, so poignant, so wholesome. Man, I'm glad I saw that

I would've bet a lot of money that there was no other human on earth watching those three specific things at the same time haha. I mean, even just the Morgan stream/pre-season NBA basketball combo would've been straining credibility 😂

holy crap these are the exact three things I was watching too (until the Bulls game ended anyway)

He's got that worn out look one only gets from shooting 27 hockey pucks whilst reeking of beer

Morgan says that if she was in charge of BB28, one twist that wouldn't be there is the White Locust. "Because how bullshit was THAT???" /voice cracks in horror and despair on the word THAT #BB27

Oh. Figures. I am usually always in a state of fury about that one

Definitely chose the right vocation 😁

Who has been trying to dunk on her? I'm totally out of the loop and I need to know who I should be furious at

She is so good at this

This is the best possible way I can think of to spend a sick day. Just having a dance party and vibing with 3,000 of your closest friends #bb27

Morgan seems to be having so much fun on her stream right now. I love this for her. Especially after talking about how hurtful it was to hear some of the #bb27 hgs' comments. Living well is the best revenge! ❤️❤️❤️ @modelmorg.bsky.social

Brewery judge is so deadpan. "You can run away" 🤣 #tar38

They needed the amazing brewery to have amazing new hours of operation starting at 5 in the evening #tar38

The amazing mat greeter was unmoved by the Jag/Jas birthday surprise. She was all, "okay can we move this along? I have a line to say" 😂 #tar38

Natalie is so adorable the way she's running in her skates haha #tar38

I think I read somewhere that "I lost my car keys in a Czech Republic wheat field" is one of the most common recurring nightmares behind falling and being naked in public #tar38

They need to put the Turners on Kele

Jag and Jas left at 5:14am and the other two teams were about 30min behind too

I wonder if Jag and Jas are going to need their express pass this leg 😂 #bb27

Ha! We feel the exact same way about this: bsky.app/profile/chai... 🥂

I won't be satisfied with this ploughing task until someone rages out and screams "my ruchadlo is broken!!!!" #tar38 #iykyk

Oh wait no that was sea kraits #tar38

Smart allocation of the driver's seat amounts by Nat and Stephanie. And thank goodness these are beer crates and not sea crates, because I hear sea crates are highly venomous #tar38 #amazingrace

Pictured: a 5' 9'' sea krait, identified and taxonomically categorized by Keanu on day three of #bb27

I know they're suffering, but the Kele tribe doesn't seem to have a single puzzle solver who actually looks at the patterns on the pieces themselves. They seem to just try to go by their shape alone #survivor #survivor49