Or any kind of day to be fair 🕹️🎮

I’m not unmotivated. I’m just highly selective about what deserves my energy.

My daughter said to me "What rhymes with orange"? I pondered this for a while and replied...

... "No it doesn't"

The anti-cheat engine that I remember 🕹️🎮

The difference between gaming back in the day and now is that back then being done with a game meant you either completed it, or it completely defeated you. Nowadays we drop games after a few hours in like they were just a bad experiment.

Does anyone even play videogames anymore or has it just become a sport to see who can complain the most about things in said games without ever trying it for themselves.

And in this episode of "desperately trying to find what random place I left my keys when I'm trying to leave for work" they turned up on the side table in the spare room that I can't remember even being in for weeks.

I think my wife is messing with me but I can't prove it.

Nothing makes you feel more organised than writing a list you’ll ignore completely

I don’t miss old graphics or old games. What I miss is having the time and patience to sit and actually enjoy a game properly.

As it turns out, my time spent on social media is directly disproportionate to the amount of time i play a new World of Warcraft expansion. And that's not a bad thing.

Not everything needs to be a debate. You can just like something and move on with your life.

I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she would show me a really good time.....

..... When we got outside she ran a 40 yard dash in 4.3 seconds.

Wouldn't change a single thing either. 🎮🕹️

I don’t procrastinate. I just like to let the pressure build for dramatic effect.

I gave up pretending a long time ago lol

When I say I've got "nothing to play" it's similar to when I go to my completely full fridge and say "there's nothing to eat"

It's the only place I want to be 🕹️🎮

I will eventually, but looking at the price I'll be waiting on a sale.

Chuck Norris actually died in 1996, it just took Death 30 years to build up the courage to tell him.

Animated ‘Firefly’ Reboot in Development From Nathan Fillion, 20th TV Animation Original series creator Joss Whedon gave his blessing for the new iteration of the show that would be run by Tara Butters ('Agent Carter,' 'Dollhouse') and Marc Guggenheim ('Arrow,' 'Flash') and invol...

I've been waiting for decades for this firefly announcement and when I tell you I'm disappointed I mean it. No disrespect to people that enjoy an animated series, this just isn't it for me.
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Every week I say “this week I’ll get my life organised.” Every week I am incorrect.

That one time we knew better than them 🕹️🎮

My wife dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed....

....After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence.

Hackers, Everywhere! 🕹️🎮

So. I watched "Grammy nominated" Jurassic Park:Rebirth last night and I was wondering if there was any recommendations to assist with targeted memory loss or perhaps a time machine so I could get that time back.

I'm not old, you are! 🕹️🎮

We're getting there, and I'm clearly not reading my replies lol

On the way home last night I passed by an ice cream sundae, an apple pie and a lemon cheesecake.....

.....I thought "these streets seem strangely desserted"

The older I get, the more I understand why my dad just sat in silence for 20 minutes after work.

I REALLY wish I could help myself 🕹️🎮