Did you call someone a slave-brained crack driver

My sister destroyed so many nights out over the years by making us all late for the bus etc. I thought it was a neurospicy thing as mentioned above so didn't criticise her too much but somehow she managed to be on time for about 50 shows a year at the Edinburgh Festival for the last decade

it'll be a little dry but otherwise taste exactly the same as when bought new (source: single man (me))

I've always said this

They'll look up and shout "The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?" and I'll look down and whisper "No"

coincidentally, my wife's human toy (me) has the opposite problem (a three foot zebratic phallus)

(a) why is this being recommended to me
(b) is that rabbit . . . suggesting something

Just spoke to Onstad on Patreon; he's checking your stuff out now :)

Goddamn I could murder some kratom right now

Well there's a big overlap tbf

He was such a scamp

Ok I had chilli nachos for breakfast but I also had 2 oxycodones in the evening so it evens out

SacMaxxing

Off out snowballing with my bros

This is one of my favourite Hamble Lector threads

I had a knee-high stack of The Plain Truth in my living room growing up, and I suppose that upbringing kind of helped offset the nuclear anxiety as we knew the world wouldn't end until all the Signs had appeared. I'd posit that evangelicals are peak woo

There's a bit in the new Resident Evil game where you run around a zombie factory squirting zombies with an anti-zombie fire extinguisher that makes them swell up and explode like water balloons.
This section is immediately followed up by a three year old blind girl being shot in the stomach.

I wonder how the former porn stars of the brief 1970s Megapube Explosion pay the rent these days

until now I could have sworn that Turner and Hooch was the James Belushi movie

Didn't he have Wagner and Ranson's Button Man on the go for a while too

SPINE-TINGLING! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Dafydd Iwan belts out Yma o Hyd before Wales vs Austria! YouTube video by Virgin Media Sport

Dang dude deserves a Yma o Hyd for that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=emPh...

I plumbed my own bathroom once and suffered trauma and anxiety easily comparable to Omaha Beach or the Battle of the Somme

they were 0% worse than the scripts he actually got produced

not bullied enough it would seem

Animaniacs SING-ALONG 🎤 | Wakko’s America | WB Kids YouTube video by WB Kids

I single-handedly destroyed the opposing team in a quiz night due to having inadvertently memorised this earworm www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx6c...

*guy curling a 7.5kg dumbbell* HNNNNGYAAAAAUUUURGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNNffffffffff uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh uhuh *necks 25L protein shake*

I looked up all this GenZ slang that everyone's fretting about and it's cool, 90% of it is for defining interpersonal relationships and interactions so I don't need to bother learning it

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1 tablespoon and half a can of coconut milk per 500g of meat, work up from there. At least use Mae Ploy or Aroy-D, that Blue Dragon shit is fakesauce