She asked to go for a walk and then passed out in her seat on the way there. I'd be mad if she wasn't so adorable.

Dog broke.

Happy 4/20 to those who celebrate.

Unfortunately, it turned out ol Nessie had died centuries before and all of the effort was for naught, but they looked so cute we just kept breeding them anyway.

Business lunch with Rin by the lake.
Fun fact: the golden retriever was actually bred to hunt the Loch Ness Monster. That's why they have webbed feet, is they would swim out in droves to pile onto it and bite its humps with their powerful jaws to collectively pull it to shore.

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What if we kissed in the Tunnel of Ultraman

Secret delight in discovering that Gai's whole storyline in the movies actually prepares you really well for dog training if you look at it all philosophically. That really worked out perfectly for me. The vet was shocked at how well-behaved Rin was, naturally.
Only the finest rescues, at ZAIA.

Friend sent me $100 and said "spoil that bitch."

She deserves it, what a rough start. Really overwhelmed by the kindness my little community has shown me over the past few months. It's nice to affirm that I understand all of these shows enough to actualize the henshin in my life.

Good, have another.

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The shelter said golden/goldendoodle, but idk, she looks like a full golden half the time and a goberian the other half. Certainly doesn't have the curls for a doodle, so if that's the case, the retriever won out hard.

Either way, she's just a perfect little Thouser dog. I'm so glad she's okay.

Rin is finally home from the hospital.

Nami sketch
#onepiece #nami

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Happy Elephant Memorial Day

Rin came home from the shelter with parvovirus.

Man.

I still can't believe it.

It's fuckin annoying. More than anything!

Sometimes I worry that I'm not Gai Amatsu enough anymore.

What do you think, Rin? Would you love a guy like me?

This happens to me at least once a week.

It sucks.

I made this to send to my friends when they send me Loud Comedy reels on Facebook but the more I look at it, the more I'm realizing I just created a Metal Gear Solid villain.

Introducing Yua to the Coen Brothers.

She's becoming a real cinephile.

Same difference.

Switching to Helldivers 2 cause Rivals is toxic tonight and I ain't for it.

I'm exhausted. I've been stressed out all week. Today I owe my dad $150 for helping me with a bill, and another $150 next week. Please if anyone can help, please do.

Goal:
$0/$300

venmo.com/u/Onua-Ryder
www.paypal.me/nevaronua
cash.app/$OnyxOnua

There's too much fuckin shit on me, I can't breathe

Oh no.