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Posts by Floyd Uncooked

I disagree with the flak this app gets. Just don't follow people that make you cringe. Mute them. Follow the funny ones. It's like hanging out in the coloring book section of a bookstore and being like wow this place is for idiots

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Fluffy gray tabby on a window seat, lying sleepily on his side and resting his lone rear foot delicately upon the seat’s wire support.

Fluffy gray tabby on a window seat, lying sleepily on his side and resting his lone rear foot delicately upon the seat’s wire support.

anyway good night

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Oh. My. God.
The idiot did it.

Everyone's been waiting to see if prosecutors appealed Somali's 6 month slap on the wrist.

But before they could, Somali appealed.

The problem? Appeals take up to a year, and he has to stay in jail until it's done. Bro probably doubled his sentence even if he wins.

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The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

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In a nutshell. 😊

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How we used to have to buy weed

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Where were you when…?

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Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

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I am very fond of the Bombshell twins being equal parts Jessica Rabbit and Doronjo

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a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against  black and white picture of rubble

a concert backdrop that says over 30 universities destroyed in iran against black and white picture of rubble

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

backdrop that says last standing university in gaza against a black and white image of al-israa university

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

giant three screen stage backdrop showing footage of the bombing of a university in gaza

The Strokes played Coachella against a backdrop listing all the world leaders that had been assassinated by the CIA, a count of the number of universities bombed in Iran, and footage of the bombing of the last university in Gaza

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Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter for 13 years over bizarre reason The girl hasn't seen her father for at least 13 years because he suddenly decided to disappear from her life.

is it because he's in a cult

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Jimmy Buffett will return in Avengers: Doomsday

(Source: tinyurl.com/vuxk2rek)

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Guards Beat Up Immigrants Detained at ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ After They Complained About Losing Phone Access, Lawyer Claims An attorney for an immigrants’ rights firm representing detainees at Florida’s Alligator Alcatraz detention center alleged in a court filing that inmates reported that guards severely beat detainees, ...

Shoutout to @people.com, which covered horrific abuses at the Everglades camp that the administration refers to as "Alligator Alcatraz," citing several folks (including me) who call it a concentration camp.

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Kinda tired of this now 🫩

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Mood

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What Are We Protesting?

What Are We Protesting?

What Are We Protesting?

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No one has ever been more surprised supporting the face eating leopard party resulted in their face being eaten.

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Jenner thought her money made her one of Them, because class solidarity among the wealthy is a given.

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Arung is back in business!! and now with another photo with this cool bike~~ X3
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Originally posted : 6 June 2023

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A meme in the style of a page of a Frog and Toad book. They are happily conversing outdoors. The text reads "Maybe it will happen today," said Frog. "Yes," Toad said, "maybe it will happen today."

A meme in the style of a page of a Frog and Toad book. They are happily conversing outdoors. The text reads "Maybe it will happen today," said Frog. "Yes," Toad said, "maybe it will happen today."

one more for the "this meme must surely already exist but i couldn't find it" file.

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Whenever I hear someone complain about how "annoying" people are on Bsky, I wish they'd compare it to even a fraction of the absolutely insane, unhinged, and obsessively vile shit that happens 24/7 on Twitter.

That place is flooded with some of the worst people in the *world.*

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This would have been a multi-day story in the olden days pre 2015. lol... like George H W Bush being amazed at a supermarket scanner in the early 90s.

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I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

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BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

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Yahoo Finance:
Hims & Hers stock extends gains as RFK Jr. signals FDA will consider looser restrictions on peptides

Yahoo Finance: Hims & Hers stock extends gains as RFK Jr. signals FDA will consider looser restrictions on peptides

Worf, in Ten Forward eating a piece of cake.

The caption reads, "With mint frosting."

Worf, in Ten Forward eating a piece of cake. The caption reads, "With mint frosting."

IYKYK

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Screenshot of a New York Times article that says: '2 hours ago. John Ismay. Covering the Pentagon. Hegseth has said before that U.S. troops are fighting for military victory in Iran “in the name of Jesus Christ.” During the news conference he again cast the war in explicitly Christian terms. He compared the rescue of two downed F-15 crew members inside Iran to biblical miracles. And he compared reporters in the Pentagon press corps to the Pharisees who criticized Jesus Christ.'

Screenshot of a New York Times article that says: '2 hours ago. John Ismay. Covering the Pentagon. Hegseth has said before that U.S. troops are fighting for military victory in Iran “in the name of Jesus Christ.” During the news conference he again cast the war in explicitly Christian terms. He compared the rescue of two downed F-15 crew members inside Iran to biblical miracles. And he compared reporters in the Pentagon press corps to the Pharisees who criticized Jesus Christ.'

U.S. troops don’t fight wars “in the name of Jesus Christ.” They serve the Constitution. At least, that’s the idea.

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He knew exactly what he was doing. Don’t get shy now, man, you bought the cake; eat every slice.

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"Val Kilmer, who died last April, stars-"

No he fucking doesn't, read the beginning of the sentence.

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