“I left for a whole ass month- what did I missed…-?”

@voxtechoverlord.bsky.social

“Oh hey, it’s an iPad!” Adam just took Vox into his hands. “Do you have any games or something?”

I LOVE THIS. Leafy is definitely the underrated eeveeultion, I SWEAR.

OOOOOOHHH!!

Yeah, I blasted your slithery ass and somehow you ended up here. What — how?? Why??

And who are you? I mean, I kinda know you… in some way I guess but like… you seem awfully familiar. I know you’re one of Charlie’s lame friends.. probably.

The fuck? Who let you up here-? *he’s squinting at the snake demon and ruffled his feathers*

Oh boy, two Adams!! Hell yeah!! Sounds amazing >:3

a cartoon of a bird with the words let 's rock ALT: a cartoon of a bird with the words let 's rock

🎶 Yeah, when all's said and done,
There's the question of fun,
And for those of us with divine ordainment
Extermination is entertainment! 🎶

💛 + 🔄

🎸: SFW/NSFW (Story preferred)
🎸: Kinks discussed in DMs
🎸: Semi-Canon interpretation

#HazbinhotelRP
#HHRP
#MVRP
#OpenDMs

(( Oh sure! You can shoot me a dm anytime and we can work spanning out. Thank you!

;(( Go follow my angel oc hehe she’s a WIP but I’m slowly working on her. ))

“Oh Holy shit. I think Danger Tits just found me. Not that I was hiding, but she’s quick. . .

That’s my girl! HAHAHA!”

// YEAH TECHNICALLY THOSE ARE HIS KIDDOS LOL he’ll still throw hands 🤣

. 😭😭

// if Adam had a daughter, he would jump on anyone who’s lewding her. It’s just a dad being a dad. Protecting his daughter. I love it. ✨

// Yes ✨ it is perfectly normal. It’s just blitz being a dad. 🫶🏻

(( Okay, anyone does any hazbin hotel or helluva boss commissions?? I’m looking to do something with my new angel lady… thank you. 🥰 ))

“youfuckingcunt…”

He mumbled underneath his mask. He was pissed tf off now, she was really getting under his skin.

“You can’t just fucking compliment someone like that and immediately insult them! What the fuck?! But what do /you/ know? You’re a demon. Most of you don’t have manners.”

“Sooo I can’t fucking talk but I can sing good.. voice is annoying but signing vocals are good…? How the fuck does that even make sense, dumb bitch?!”

He’s the dumb one here, as that’s now where she was getting at. He’s just too thick headed.

“My voice isn’t that annoying, like you!”

“How the fuck does that make any since? You really love my singing voice but hate my regular talking voice???? Bitch! Make up your fucking minnnnddd!”

He huffed a bit.

“Demons… Augh. ✨”

“You’re just jealous.”

“Thanks, babe! Maybe I’ll do a live show for you one day.”

Oh he knows he has a good set of pipes.

// Adam is flawed. He was the first human. He’s realistic. I am aware he’s bad and he’s an asshole but I like him. He’s easily my top 3 from HH. He’s entertaining too and I adore the shit out of him! 🥰 I love writing as him too . He’s so fun to write as!

Adam huffed, wings flared out a bit.

“Well, they were all one fucking night stands anyway! But some come back for more…”

He’s been alone ever since Eve bit the apple. Both wives left him.

“Besides, I used to have a wife.. At least…”

“Oh, please I’m not going to take shit from a little imp…”

He easily over towered the imp.

“I get more bitches than you can ever dream of! Too bad you’re stuck down here in Hell… Heaven is baller.”

“A little imp called me out for being toxic. Well, isn’t that ironic???”

// Adam and alastor having a fight over music makes me laugh 😭

“Yeah, well… you should expand your music taste sometime, Radio Demon..”

“Oh yeah? Well I .. woo both of my wives with the sweet sound of a harp!.. it worked—! And you just don’t understand the world of rock and it’s not all hard core.”

He crossed his arms and huffed as he ruffled his wings a bit.

“Well, your little princess bitch thinks redemption is possible. Least we can both agree redemption is not possible..”

He glared as his golden wings flared up a bit.

“Rock music is awesome compared to your lame ass jazz!”

He huffed at the demon.

“Since when we are fucking /pals/…? Anyway I came here to see that your static old ass IS still around and alive. But I did get you good. Made you ran for your money~”

He chuckled.

“It’s been chill I guess. Been boring in heaven though.”

@hellsradiohost.bsky.social

“Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey.”

Blows a raspberry and thumbs down.

“Anyway, sup?”

…

Oh he’s /seething/ underneath his mask.

“You do realize I’m the leader of the exorcists and I can kill you..”

Though, he won’t. He absolutely won’t.

“You have a lot of confidence, girlie. I can give you that.”