oh hell yeah

to simplify my decision-making i will now be meowing aggressively in all situations, thank you for your understanding

trans girls are kinda like shiny pokemon, rare to see in the wild and breeding them doesn't accomplish the obvious outcome but you really feel like you should try it anyway

actually that might be all of the correct things they say

ducks say a lot of very correct things imo, such as "quack"

boooooooooo hisssssssssssssssss ss s sssss s s ss
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i had too many antihistamines by accident and my body feels way out of whack and i'm not quite thinking straight but i bet i'm rly immune to allergens rn

i'm here to kick ass and fuck bubblegum, really gonna cum in that shit and inflate it like a water balloon

old loudly-humming fluorescent bathroom light fixture

if there are quirks specific to ireland laws or something of the sort i probably won't know them but if you dm me i can proooooobably help

i'm a werewolf

the moon is looking very lesbian tonight

i am several of those things!!!!!!!!!

it's a hate crime against werewolves and lesbians and werewolf lesbians

having this many clouds on the night of a full moon is a fucking hate crime

NASA Worried Moon Won’t Remember Them

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i always store hot dogs in pairs so they can frot while i'm not looking

ok hear me out, what if we replaced llms with infinite monkeys? i know they usually specialize in shakespeare but i'm sure they can plagiarize other things too and they probably need less RAM

probably weird but thinking of 9/8 as 4.5/4 would be far weirder so there's at least some sense to it

(to any big scary animals out there haha it's a joke, i'm actually at my healthiest and most physically fit rn and trying to hunt me would be a waste of energy and i would pronk to prove it but i'm not a prey animal and that behavior is beneath me)

you can tell i haven't been getting high very often because i'm kinda enjoying the altered mental state of having a fever aside from the whole being sick aspect of it

yessss

aye aye, i'll handle this with all the tact and sex appeal of a surinam toad

that's ok we love you, keep flopping cutie

showering is such a crazy invention, what do you mean i can get naked and dissociate and come out clean, that's exactly what i was planning on doing anyway but i was gonna smell pretty bad after

after all these years i can't help but think that now we might believe our eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as we fell asleep

(i do lots of really normal and not embarrassing meowing when i'm around others)

i do all my embarrassing meowing when i'm alone

livers living ha guess that's why they're not called DIE-ERS

our livers are comrades in arms! (arms = vaguely abdomen area i guess, i think that's where livers live?)