I'm so excited.

I would like a copy

Popping in to say I truly believe a witch cast a spell on Ava Max because what is going on honey

Instagram, I've told you once, and I'll tell you again: there will never be a Thread I "might be interested in"

Six month check in ! 👋

NYC gays swarming together to help rebuild the AMC Lincoln Center

Also, sorry for the three posts in the last hour, I forgot about this 🤭

Scrolled too fast thought this was Cam from Modern Family

Hating Labubus is the new hating Taylor Swift. GROW UP

When you order an uber and a yellow cab shows up

The vibes of my neighborhood are immaculate this evening

Gotta turn all my DJ Venmo requests private before bed so I don’t get dragged to hell 🙂

This is not a complaint whatsoever, but National Nudes Day is like every 3-4 weeks, yeah?

she was up there as long as 143 was on the charts

Reminder that if you’re not watching Hacks, you are depriving yourself of pure joy

My full cart of groceries is giving “I’m gonna be ordering dinner” vibes.

But like, what if I don’t WANT to be in a calorie deficit! 😡

Musical performances: incredible.
Sketches: some of the worst I’ve ever seen.

a woman is standing in front of a yellow truck and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a yellow truck and looking at the camera .

We have reached the part of the trip where if any of my travel companions even LOOK at me sideways they will meet the blade of my katana.

Japan is that girl y’all 🇯🇵

So sorry, but if I see a straight man drinking a mimosa, they are at the very least DL 🤭

Yapping about the anglerfish tragedy to anyone who will listen.

NOTHING can compete with DC

I personally think both Poppi and Ollipop are kinda icky but I am LIVING for this drama honey

if i text you this just know you’re cooked

More of this, America.

Traitors S3 E7 - 🧑‍🍳 💋

It’s February 7th…why are there still so many people at the gym 😭

Not 1 man in site

Imagine hating me when I’m literally just a girl, listening to Sports Car by Tate McRae on a loop.