Reinterpreting the burning bush from the old testament to mean that god burned mixtapes full of Bush songs for Moses

An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

since international labor day's on may 1st does that make april 30th laborween

the tour de france but everyone sucks at biking uphill so they all have to get off and push

it's always hoobastank and never howbastank

a drawing of Misty, the water gym leader from Pokémon

Misty!

Crow Friend, my friend who is a crow

crow friend making sure he didn't miss any peanuts

women want me
fish fear me
mermaids see me as an unsolvable, irresistable enigma

if you think about it, every british place is pound town

the fact that father's day is in June conclusively answers the age old question of "hey fellas is it gay to have sex with women"

can't believe daft punk created the theme song for these fucking things

the fact that i have halted multiple lesbian threesomes to show everyone else involved that i could kick their asses at thps2 is something that historians will not be able to explain

dodged the "women aren't funny" allegations by being nonbinary

gen x drank me out of house and hose

you either love someone if they were a worm or live long enough to be the worm being loved

st patrick's day is just pi day if you suck at math

did u know: gay rights were secured in stardew valley by the farmer's grandfather throwing a stonefish at lewis

gonna start calling every slight turn in the road a chicane to fuck with f1 fans

clocking trans femmes by asking them what their favorite xiu xiu song is

macebo effect: when you're told it's mace windu from star wars but it's actually just a sugar pill

pronouncing every letter in Louisville to people from Kentucky just so i can feel something

online leftists: don't forget the most important french invention
me, a big breakfast enthusiast: ah yes, french toast sticks

bjork sings like she's never heard her voice do that before

"damn why did the chess computer company have to arrest people for tax evasion again"

as a kid i thought ibm and the irs were the same thing just spelled wrong for some reason

as a concept Cyberpunk Edgerunners is bullshit because in no part of the show is Edge running.

with everyone hating generative ai it must kinda suck to be allen iverson