Of all the Nuremberg 2.0 trials, Hegseth’s will be the most enjoyable to watch.

I appear to be in the minority here, but I think the whole thing was 100% genuine.

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I never saw this performance, I’m afraid; a friend who’d liked their previous song Koochie Ryder introduced me to it.

Also: was ist das?

Reeling from this. I thought I was the only person left on the planet who remembered this never popular moment of acid jazz madness.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

Oh great, another thing I’ve never heard of and have no interest in

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

This is a dreadful opinion, though

Just seen some dreadful people slagging off Dignity by Deacon Blue.

Looking west from the rear of the Empire Builder, near Bear Creek, Glacier Park, MT

Yep, me and Emily did it on our honeymoon. From Portland, though, not Seattle. The Glacier Park bit is spectacular, but the huge open spaces of eastern Montana and N Dakota are great, too. It’s on my list to do it the other way, finishing in Seattle, with a stop off in Essex, MT. Some day, man …

i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.

Their social evenings are great, though – who doesn’t enjoy a night on the tiles

Simon Groom on Blue Peter, quipping ‘what a beautiful pair of knockers’

Get on it 👍

Injured in the warm up innit

That’s udderly disgraceful

Can’t blame you in the slightest.

Nothing you’ve done. Just your misfortune to have these wankers existing near you.

Fucking appalling. Men are fucking pigs. Sick of these Neanderthal scum fucking up your match days.

I take it … back

Several of these Bacons made reckless decisions in their life, but who was the rasher

Alright Zack Polanski

The replies to you (and him) are a fascinating study and compelling proof that social media has remodelled a lot of human brains into a kind of cerebral porridge.

a woman is sitting at a table with a plate of food in her hand . Alt: Monica from Friends pretends to like Rachel’s English trifle

I love it when they sponsor videos and the presenters have to shill for something that looks like (and presumably has the taste and texture of) slurry.

What a drag it is huffing Bold

Events at 8pm EST tonight may have a bearing on whether I read this week’s tbf

Cunty side up

Turn it upside down and it looks like a Picasso painting of Trump.

Love this x