Is it wrong that I planned a whole trip around this oyster.

Birds are the flyest. The best humans can do is second place

The best

I just need 3 months off. I can do everything I need to do if I could get 90 days away from Babylon.

I just wanted to say fuck Doc Rivers

That woman has the face of an Applebee’s bar regular.

Figured my book nerds would like this 📖🐋🚀🫏

Three of our faves are included... (fucking Cervantes...)

I might need to be closer to eight and I would need another job Quickly!

*are

This is how I play too pastor- catch me pointing at the menu or saying a number because the words or new to me.

#snacklife

This is very good

💙. Ah a slow leak. ..That's rough I hope you can find the space to recharge.

Does it feel like the fight fell out of you?

The way grandparents turn into brand new people is wild AF.

Me: Okay buddy, I’m setting a timer. We leave in 15 minutes.

Mom: Is HE ready to go?

⬆️ yes reader you read that correctly.

The woman who wouldn't let me pick my own backpack believes that I should check in with a 5-year-old.

Coffee emergencies happen.

A close-up photo of dumb ass bald ass daddy with his salt-and-pepper beard sitting indoors, holding the husky boy who is resting their head on his shoulder with arms wrapped around him. The young lord wears a blue shirt and has short, curly hair. In the background, there is a wooden door with glass panes and a baby gate partially visible,

A hand holds a children’s book titled “Two Big Feelings: Angry and Sad” by Lovevery. The cover shows a young child with tears in their eyes hugging an adult’s shoulder for comfort. The background appears to be a playroom or living space with toys and shelves slightly out of focus

The young lord reacts.

Screams and cries all through bed prep.

Selects an appropriate text and falls asleep immediately

Look at this boul 🙄

let me tell you what this B.A.K did,

After a busy day of classes and a birthday party, the young lord was displeased with a denial for outside evening play.

He showed his displeasure by throwing things and slamming doors.

Immediate consequence: early bedtime No story.

LEAVE THE BABY ALONE 🤣

Busy Dad day.

Theater
Soccer
Birthday Party

Then home to cook and get a jump on Sunday chores.

HOODOOS, WAKE UP!!!!

Aye someone do the tax cut vs war inflation math before November.

This makes me think about my homie that lost the PlayStation in the divorce 😂😂😂

Why would you
take your shoes off,
dig between your toes

and then put your hands in your mouth?

I tried asking the kid but the answer was confusing

Help me skyline you’re my only hope.

Summer camp and tee ball!?

I ‘ll leave him alone when he get out my pockets.

I’m having a blast being a grumpy dad.

I got all the summer hits.

In or out?
Turn that water off
You need a BATH.

You can change air filters yourself. The up charge is nuts.

Just hit the kids with

-Stop letting my air out.

Dadding on a new level.

a basketball game is being played on a court that says lakers Alt: a basketball game is being played on a court that says lakers white chocolate hits em with a cross over pull up 3

Shooter shoot

I wish it was that simple they lopsided and scarred up!!

It don’t matter though , we outside.

What if my knees are a horror show?