*unbeefs your corn* >:3

Not just you tbh~

>:3

Because funny :3

*Uncorns your beef* >:3

Well, if you used those condoms when with me, do feel free to tell me how likely it is to have torn right before you finish~

Willfully misinterpreting it to go "Alright, I am willing to wait a year for more cow Elle :3"

If you put enriched uranium anal beads into a butt, would they have a meltdown due to the water in your body reflecting the radiation back?

Iris is not (just) a vessel for lewd posing, I do have at least some backstory and stuff figured out for her, as well as details for the like three different 'alternate' timelines I ended up making for posing specific stuff. Feel free to ask for more info if curious!

Features endless amounts of topping(s)

Can't get enough of it, even after it left me with quite a gift~
With @chromequietus.bsky.social

Sometimes you just wanna share what funny/relatable stuff you found while on a Bsky diving mood~
(Meanwhile my ass is probs too worried about reposting stuff sometimes :V)

Applying to NASA by saying that I can play Kerbal even while drunk.
I am sure that is a skill they want in their rocketologists

I only realised halfway through typing how easy it would be to share gifs of my failed runs.
So uh... prepare yourself for that I suppose :P

Me, watching a bunch of Noita videos: "It is time to return, clearly with all that knowledge I am gonna be prepared for anything and break this game over my knee!"

My first run in years:

Iris:
Tank: PLD/GNB, tho generally only tanks if strictly necessary
Magical DPS: RDM, but will rezz your ass only begrudgingly to get back building Mana for combos
Melee DPS: Samurai *Midare charging up sound intensifies*
Ranged DPS: Dancer because horny
Healer: Scholar because Booksmart

Truly no one looking up a piece of gear would ever want a quick how-to on where to get said gear in an MMO. Glad it lists what crafter is used to repair it and such tho, real helpful

I love figuring out info on XIV stuff:
*Searches name of The Attire*
*Clicks on link "You get it from handing in stuff at The Exchange"*
*Clicks on link to The Exchange "You can hand in The Currency for stuff!"*
*Clicks on link to The Currency "You get these from The Duty"*
*Clicks on The Duty...*

Actually started a New Horizons island again, after years of not playing (And also getting inspired by watching a certain streamers vods...).
And yeh, so many insects and fossils piled on the doorstep of the closed museum tent because after delivering 15 he goes "Okay, enough for two days :)"

Apparently might be called 69nder?
...tbh I got half an account ready, partially am stuck figuring out a decent bio, partially am wondering if I'd just end up wasting other people's time with my BS

Is okay, takes a while for everyone to figure out how to stop the endless cycle of rebirth for themself :3

Who up escaping their Samsara? :3

Didn't matter that the swing banging against the wooden railling could be heard from far away, too focused on a whole different kind of banging~
With the lovely @chromequietus.bsky.social

Then I better hope you would make use of me the moment you realise this bumb right here is all your fault~

Good, if it was up to me, it would never end~

Not do it by accident*
Just making sure, would be such a shame if I ended up on there and having fun with like-minded people instead of being outside of a system and going 'Wow, how weird'

I love finding out about stuff by people going 'oh noes, gross'

...seriously tho, XIV Tinder? Please give me elaborate descriptions and explanations on where to find it and how to install so I might do it by accident

Feeling certain parts of my body expanding, both knowing it is irrevocably changing how I look and how people see me, a part of me deep down hoping that it is what someone desires, to feel needed~

Tbh eiher of those growing would not make my brain function either as it was happening~

Tbf, I am a bit of a fake fan who mostly played the 'good' X games... but would not mind at all a decent attempt at those