Well it’s easy to stay rich when you have free housing.

I can already tell I have a low tolerance for The Bullshit™️ today.

Ok, but Weird was the last one we needed.

Crash Out Kash

The 60 Year-old Sex-Haver

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InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

INFOWARS IS IN ITS RIGHTFUL PLACE

It's happening!

LMAO

To raise awareness we should all go cut our own hair in the bathroom right this second

Always impressed with your Mania weekend stamina!

Hopefully we never have to hear about Lesnar ever again.

A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.

Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.

The first year they did Peacocktober for Halloween. I thought they’d learned their lesson.

They left out Lucille Ball

I literally just finished the match! Thank you, Kidd!

Makes complete sense, don’t ask any questions

I Am Batman

I wonder how much of this has to do with WWE pricing fans out, running the show in the same city, the state of the product, the Vegas TV blackout shenanigans, etc.

There seem to be less shows… Bloodsport is now no more… the energy just seems gone.

The indie scene around Wrestlemania weekend seems… less so this year, no? Did the WWE kill the weekend hype, too?

#wrestlesky

DRAG RACE WYD

Ahem

Reese Witherspoon? The NFT evangelist?

Has it said anything racist about the other statues yet

Catching up with today’s TJPW show. I wish I had the time to watch them all. 😭
#TJPW #Wrestlesky