If you're trans you can summon me Final Fantasy style and I'll fuckin gut anyone who's ever mean or weird to you

Happy Trans Day of Visibility, my life would be infinitely worse without my Trans friends and the Trans community as a whole stay strong out there during these shitass times

I'm very glad people appreciate the way I play horror games which is walking up to The Big Scary during an animation and asking it "Hey can you kill me right now"

The year is 2035. There are three game studios left. Each one produces a game every 10 years, killing 250+ developers in the process. They all accidentally make the same game because they used genAI in preproduction. They sell 500 million units each, missing quarterly targets. Everyone is laid off.

My head has been like splitting apart 😩 why the fuck did my phone want me to auto use that emoji after apart what kinda freak shit do you come pre-installed with you sin brick

THE MERCHANT

I've opened some detailed headshots again 🐺

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Words cannot express how much I love my friends who follow me into the hell of an unknown game together

When I show up in their DMs with like "Kyle's Game" and it looks like a cooking simulator made as a student project and they go "Yeah sure fuck it" thats like Crack to me

for the emperor

Okay bear with me. My amazing friend Robyn (@haykebyr.bsky.social) did this amazing image based on my stupid ass joke. It's Miss Piggy photoshopped into some Sister of Battle armour, with the white bob haircut and a fleur de lys tattoo on her cheek and everything. Except she's got pink satin gloves on. The caption is "In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is Only Moi" because that's the whole joke. Thank you.

ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦

To really get into the holiday spirit this season every night ill be going outside and standing in the cold in shorts and a t-shirt to really absorb all that festive cheer

*nods sagely*

The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.

Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!

when i check the group chat

So... spells.

We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.

And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.

The old ways are new again.

This entire article highlights one of the big reasons I love this fucking city even though it's got more problems than you can shake a stick at

Meme of a cat that's usually looking at a brain, but now it's looking at the Unreal Engine logo. Text says "Why is it always" and that's followed by a screenshot of the "Compiling Shaders" alert from Unreal

BREAKING: Starbucks workers have just authorized a massive strike.

Union Starbucks baristas voted to authorize the strike by 92%.

Now baristas in over 25 cities could launch an unfair labor practice strike on Thursday, November 13th.

🚨 THE BUNLITH ANIME IS REAL 🚨

🎉Introducing BUNLITH: THE WITCH UP STAIRS 🐇🐇

📅 EPISODE 1 is premiering on November 3rd (thats in 5 days!!)

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“From the Paper to the Blade: How One Too Many Face Value Readings Of Jokes I Spent At Least An Hour Writing Made Me Kill Everyone In This Arby’s With A Sword,” a memoir by CadenceOfTheBlade

And you can have it all / My empire of Bert

Aw, man... I'm a fake fan

I simply don't talk to AI.