“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

"I'd fly 180 miles to put my face in your ovipositor."

He needs to send her a lewd message first. Lady butterflies love that.

Don't have any plans to include any great pharaohs of Egypt, do you?

I am a plastic model of a modern Necron Overlord, I've information Tyranid, Aeldari and Vespidian. I know the Lords of Terra and I quote the fights historical, from Isstvan V to Iyanden in order categorical.

That one about ESO was hilarious.

It's not a good day to have the kind of inbox that attracts press releases.

A screeshot with the words "UK Copywriter posted on 1/1/70"

Anyone else getting job listings from the 1970s?

We've had a few. The electric Mini Cooper (my wife's car really) was the most fun, but currently have a Kia EV3 which I really enjoy driving. Spacious enough for kids and has a lot of tech inside. Plus a sunroof, which seem to have disappeared from new cars.

Yes, hello. I will bore you to tears about how great electric cars are if you want.

Here’s a little video of the lenticular test for the upcoming issue 6!

Introducing ON3: Elden Ring edition - launching on @kickstarter.com this spring. Featuring YouTubers @vaatividya.com and @smoughtown.bsky.social, double the writers and worldwide shipping.

It’s going to be huge - find out more: on.games/on3

#EldenRing #fromsoftware #GamesMagazine #ON3mag

A book called Prick.

Found your autobiography.

I feel like there are a lot more people out there who’re yet to discover ON, and would love it. I’m in Volume Two chronicling Wolfenstein via a bunch of original interviews (I got the scoop on MachineGames’ plan for a new sequel many months before any website did!)

Garden trampolines. Great for kids during covid lockdown, less fun years later when they're rusty, haven't been used for years, and need to be dismantled in the rain.

New numbers station just dropped.

Super Smash Mouth Bros.

There are Benq ones that come with a little USB puck you can control them with rather than using the OSD.

Ah yes, like a glazier but for ladies.

Oh very good. I briefly toyed with Joseph Baz Bralette but I don't think it works as well.

Or his close friend Joseph Brazalgette.

A photo that appears to have a "gettyimages" watermark but the watermark is actually painted directly on the bridge.

This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.

Wait, you can call in sick for growing?

Do I know anyone who uses a Nikon Z mirrorless camera?

Happy yester-birthday!

Quick and dirty

I do not understand why this doesn’t happen already. It’s bizarre.

Same. The local FB groups are dominated by Reform, while our MP is a Lib Dem.

I like the idea that just wearing a nice woolly hat counts as 'in knitwear'.