Completely spaced that

Oh that’s funny, Meghan Markle is on Fringe

Candy bar called Mormon Joy: “Mormon Joy’s got nuts- Mounds don’t”

Paramount Plus: Your Source for Yeehaws

My Buddy Valentine

Dad-Gummo

Queen of the Derned

“There was something in the room but I didn’t actually see it” NOBODY DID, THIS MOVIE IS BUILT AROUND THE FISHING LINE USED TO PULL PROPS AROUND

So far this is slower than frozen dogshit rolling uphill

The found-footage horror movie Its Name Was Mormo features a protagonist trying harder to get cursed than anybody I’ve ever seen

So here’s the thing,,,

I’m sleepy as hell

Touching Ladies for Christ Ladies Luncheon 12 Noon

Till Death We Do Art - VIP YouTube video by Venjent - Topic

This dude makes a lot of silly faces (complimentary) and also this is a banger

Linda Perry, still hanging in there with that hat

A white bunny with dark brown spots lies stretched out on a wooden floor near a wall.

Best case scenario

Just wall to wall bitter douchebags listening to shitty music and getting drunk

An event called Divorced Dad Night, featuring the music of Nickelback, Hinder, Creed “and more dad rock”

This sounds like the worst thing I can imagine

Now I wanna move to Ponca City (but not really) and open this. Fully unionized club though

Badonka City sounds like a strip club lol

I have never seen them in the same room, personally

Fun fact- when I was born my first name was Oktav

I wonder if Tim Major ever met Tim Minor

Ghosting is praxis

The only two people I can think of on here who even might know what I’m talking about are @surletable.bsky.social and @mmmtorbs.bsky.social

Tatanka City, Oklahoma

Badonka City, Oklahoma

Wonka City, Oklahoma

Yup. Basically nothing about it adds up, and for an event that injured 500 people and killed 60, it sure disappeared from the national consciousness at warp speed