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Posts by Matthew Pettit

A photo of a box of tylenon rapid release but with the name "rapid release" changed to  "rapid release the epstein files"

A photo of a box of tylenon rapid release but with the name "rapid release" changed to "rapid release the epstein files"

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Good morning. Being miserable isn’t gonna make you more politically aware. Go have as much fun as your brain will allow

7 months ago 40 8 1 0

every time someone says “I asked ChatGPT” I hear “I asked the hallucinating machine of confident lies” and idk it just doesn’t engender a sense of trust you know

9 months ago 2718 624 65 33

Loved this show when I was very little, but the local PBS affiliates in Utah removed it from their schedule because someone had two moms :(

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This is why it’s ok to compare you to nazis btw

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Windows XP High Resolution Icon Pack by marchmountain on DeviantArt

Yes actually! Not a dev myself, but someone asked me if I could upload to GitHub under that license to make it easier to use in a project they were working on. A slightly updated and expanded set are on my deviantart :)

www.deviantart.com/marchmountai...

9 months ago 5 1 1 0

It’s so awesome to see my icons being used in projects like this. It’s exactly what I made them for😁
I love legacy update and I really appreciate all the work you do!

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What is going on with Windows Update and drivers? Well-intentioned but poorly communicated.

What is going on with Windows Update and drivers?

A fair few people asked me what is going on with Microsoft’s recent announcement that drivers will be deleted from Windows Update, so I wrote up some notes about it:

9 months ago 41 8 1 0
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Trump in 2013: “I predict that President Obama will at some point attack Iran in order to save face!”

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Once more with feeling

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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

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What I see when someone explains the rules of a card game to me

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Was gonna make a joke about a cybertruck driver's kid asking their dad to drop them off a block away from school so their friends don't see them in it but then I remembered they wouldn't be allowed custody

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A better man would be embarrassed to admit that scolding from a teenage girl affects his world view so much

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So basically the same people who say racism no longer exists in america did this thing where they started using dei as a euphemism so they can get black people fired from jobs

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Current mood

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In a world of Kid Rocks and Carrie Underwoods, be a Woody Guthrie.

1 year ago 25573 4173 344 162

Wait, Parallels can emulate x86? Is that new?

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Two months ago! A chain of floppy transactions to go from a disk image from Macintosh garden over to an iMac G3, then a Quadra, and eventually to an 800k disk to try in my new Macintosh Plus :)

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“Let’s hop on a quick call” actually lets hop off a fucking bridge

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Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs (@onyxaminedlife) on twitter: 

"Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" 

-How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? 

-Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? 

-Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money"

Lillie Franks, Writer of Wrongs (@onyxaminedlife) on twitter: "Replacing the words "the economy" with "rich people's yacht money" -How can we respond to COVID without sacrificing rich people's yacht money? -Saving the environment sounds nice but what about rich people's yacht money? -Medicare for all would destroy rich people's yacht money"

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savagely tearing open my new laptop with my teeth to taste the forbidden fruit within (lithium)

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Me to the algorithm on here:

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Love the freeway signs saying “clear the air, work from home if possible” as if some sick mother fucker is out there commuting for fun while they have the option to work from home

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🙂

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Jfc, that’s horrifying. You’ve got to be able to threaten legal action or something. If the site where it’s posted won’t do anything see if you can figure out the domain host and see if they can force their hand

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Don’t make me tal the sign meme. The sign says “if we don’t make it dangerous to be a Nazi, they’ll make it dangerous not to be “

Don’t make me tal the sign meme. The sign says “if we don’t make it dangerous to be a Nazi, they’ll make it dangerous not to be “

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Me to the algorithm on here:

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