…if I can actually figure out how to BUY them instead of Amazon defaulting to Kindle Unlimited. Argh.

I love this so much, on so many levels. Thanks for both these things ❤️

I was going to explain the specifics of this fuckery but honestly “Walgreens sucks” is what every story boils down to.

This is why I’m moving all my shit to Costco. They have yet to let me down. The only downside is that I have to park at Costco

Nothing like a pharmacy dicking around with your klonopin prescription 🫠

I’ve had to deal with klonopin withdrawal twice and it is fucking awful, so I am going to take my disassociating, insomniac, sweaty ass to Walgreens to kick them in the face. Metaphorically.

(I do not want to be on this med.)

A 12-pack of Fallout x Jones Soda Co SUNSET SARSAPARILLA. The box is themed to look like it’s in-universe. Jones makes the best green apple soda so this makes me happy

I need you all to know this exists and is at Costco

This was fun and cute 💖

Quick and Meaningless Data Collection Help me collect some data to use for student examples! The questions on geographic region and gender will only be used for subsetting the data, not for student analysis. No questions are required -…

I NEED HELP!

Please take this quick, meaningless 19 question survey so I can get data for my students to learn stats!

I did a similar version a few months ago but missed an important question type. Even if you did the old one, please do it again!

Please circulate widely!

incrocnito

However I may still attempt my unbeaten streak of wins with Formal Crocs.

Crocs makes plenty of shoes that are not That Shoe and a lot of them can be passed off as something far nicer but, you know, comfortable

I have been doing this for like 15 years

Between “I get to be at this wonderful event”
and “I get to wear a legit fancy dress”
and “I am now a size 12 and my options are unlimited”
my little raccoon shiny-thing-grabby-hands brain is going off like fireworks

Here’s the thing: MIL getting married in a month, I want to wear the absolute most perfect thing because it’s so important, and I’ve already purchased and rejected two dresses 🙃

I could go with one of them but I think a different color would be better

Anyways I have like 20 private offers now

Someone please stop me before I buy every dress in my Poshmark faves

💖you’re welcome💖

Hi I’m an American and can I just say HECK YEAH, CANADA

Yesterday I got to do a Networking Thing where I met someone who expressed interest in XYZ. I said “oh! I know exactly who you need to talk to!” and took her over to the person in charge of XYZ in Chicago

I think I won networking? Is that a thing you can win?

hulk speak for many

2 some more) those devs will wipe out any cost savings and drive you into the mud.
3) vibe coding only works *well* when you already have fundamental CS knowledge
4) your agent probably eats tokens the way I go after a plate of deviled eggs
5) MEDUM IS NOT PEER-REVIEWED WHAT THE FUCK

To the person whose webinar I saw about how AI AGENTS ARE THE FUTURE:

1) nobody measures programming by lines of code except noted idiot Elon Musk
2) “save money by not needing developers” means “defer the cost of developers to whenever your shit is breaks and you’re desperate.

wait what do you mean we are measuring worldwide data values in zettabytes

just like

data is kind of my whole thing, and that still breaks my brain

No matter how good your beer is, I'm not going to the nazi bar to try it.

Get off Substack.

HELLOOOOOOO 💖

generation lead never fails

I have faith! You can do it!

This is equally true about Congress btw

Obligatory note that my job is pushing use of our enterprise Copilot instance. I have many reservations about LLMs, don’t @ me

Also tagging @rialtus.com because you may also find the above amusing

Copilot just fucking SENT ME

“Text boxes in Power Bl are the Windows XP of reporting primitives - still there, somehow, doing the bare minimum, refusing to evolve, and /absolutely convinced/ they are not the problem.”

Sending you love and ebooks 💖

*stares at floor, shuffles off to YouTube*

Is it still doomscrolling if y’all are making me laugh my ass off?