Actually really nervous about travelling tomorrow

I'm single and handsome btw and my butt jiggles a little

Well no I'm staying in London once I arrive lol

I'll be there until tomorrow morning (:

Omw to see fox in London, here's how to find me

Blehhh :P

Walked by a group of girls and overheard one saying "that gynecologist really hurt my pussy yesterday, she was straight fingerblasting me bruv"

Do girls even like purple haired semi chopped kind of andrgogenous 27 year old boyslop chudmaxxed gooner guys that make a lot of money and have no semblance of a social life?

Hey your boobs look kinda dry you want help with that? I don't want them to chafe

i swear amazon drivers knock on your door and just immediately start sprinting away. it took me 30 seconds to come down and answer and he was halfway down the street

i forgot the word imagination and simply called it larping in my mind

Do girls even like purple haired semi chopped kind of andrgogenous 27 year old boyslop chudmaxxed gooner guys that make a lot of money and have no semblance of a social life?

im too stupid for this. do i get to cum?

had a really hard time picking any one game for most of these and also there's a lot of overlap

grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Your job is me being your wife?

probably not you, random anonymous guy

hi can i be your wife please?

hi would you like to date me and/or be my mother by chance?

Even if I really like you I'll find it next to impossible to flirt cause what if I come across as a loser

Even if I really like you I'll find it next to impossible to flirt cause what if I come across as a loser

i'm turning you inside out

I'm going to see Fox Stevenson in London on Saturday, who am I seeing there?

hi would you like to date me and/or be my mother by chance?

Can't hear the haters

Can't hear the haters

if only a giant beautiful pervertess could save me....

The doctor said I'll die in 5 minutes unless you let me make out with your tits

Hey dude sorry for blarping (burp larping) I'm just very gastrodivergent and I wanted to feel like I fit in

my favorite thing to do is say "hello ike!" excitedly when i join a vc

Wait guys I think I might be a pervert

The doctor said I'll die in 5 minutes unless you let me make out with your tits