we have that exact hedgehog and it's the first toy dex has ever carried with him from room to room

banksy street art: big lips and stuck-out tongue and on the tongue like an acid blotter is a piece of paper that says NEWS

jumper spider: i wish you would step back from that web, my friend

please! holy cow that feels like it went so fast!

dexter laying in a tall overgrown garden patch

flowers are coming in nicely

many people compare severance to lost as a "mystery box," but i will forever beat the drum that the mysteries and plot of lost just straight up didn't matter, and it was always the characters and relationships we should've paid attention to. thus the pitt is the much more apt comparison.

i fucking love da pitt

Death doula, the mic rula, the old schoola, you want a RIP, I’ll bring it to ya

the passive voice store was visited by me and you were known by everybody there

contender: recipe comments

griefmaxxing

eternal sunshine of the spotless sauce

it's so ironic how dr robby is a physician but he's so un-healed. it's like, physician, stop healing other people and focus on yourself! if only someone had a pithy quote for it

a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

that scene from bugonia where stavvy is eyeing the cake and he says "my nemesis" but it's me looking at bulk gulab jamun at patel bros

you're right and you should say it

lol listen. partner really wanted to wall mount them and "either side of the record player" was the determined location. it does direct the sound toward the dining room, which you can't tell from the pic, but i am not 100% in support of it aesthetically

JEAN VICQUEMARE - Okay, Trant, thank you. That's absolutely meaningless. You really are a lefty dink.

black greyhound on orange loveseat, facing the sunbeam that's coming in from a window out of frame

dex check

if there is another song so melancholy and yearning as "carry me ohio" by sun kil moon, i have yet to hear it

I bet droplet of water hits so hard if you’re an ant

ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.

it's so funny when the microwave meal is like airbnb departure instructions. slit the plastic and then microwave and then stir and put the plastic back and then do a little dance

just almost sent a guy an email saying "hello David, you will be receiving an email shorty"

girlfriend who gets so mad at boyfriend leaving beard trimmings around the sink that they go on T, then minox, to grow a beard and shave it and prove that it can be cleaned up

strapped for cash? yes please

this is a joke but it's also a post about OCD

if i knew then what i know now (that there was only three blue raspberry airheads minis in the bag) i would've behaved differently (saved them for last)

i am doing emotionally Bad

A cartoon of a man in an upper story apartment stealing a hot dog from a napping street vendor below via a fishing pole and line. You are witnessing a crime in progress and yet you do nothing.

GONEFISH.BMF