As a Buccos fan during the mid-aughts, it's wild to see Brandon Lowe whacking three homers in two days on Opening Weekend after years watching Adam LaRoche bat roughly .071 before July

Team Italy manager Francisco Cervelli throws up deuces during his Pirates days

That's amore, baby!

I will always be a supportive father, even if one of my sons gets a girl pregnant, but if either of them start talking like a YouTuber, he’s on the fuckin’ street

"Fuck you," countered Ojeda. "And fuck your dumb-ass opinion." (From Jeff Pearlman's "The Bad Guys Won!"

Every time I get rejected from a job

Daily affirmation on the back of a box of Cheerios: "my perspective is unique and important"

logging on to post something stupid

Aaron Altherr

Welcome to the Group Chat There's a new member, whether you like it or not!

New Action Cookbook Newsletter!

Surprise! There's a new voice in your group chat this morning, and before you ask: no, you cannot turn it off.

(Free post, but you should subscribe after reading it, IMO)

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Rick Reed

Hope springs eternal!

KID: sharks, today I am asking for something from the vending machine

The Athletic article notification: "Up to the Super Bowl standard" "Sunday's best quarterback wasn't Drake Maye or Sam Darnold. It was NBC's Mike T..."

All due respect, no one thought it was Drake Maye to begin with

they should leave this maze on the field for the rest of the game

KID: sharks, today I am asking for something from the vending machine

I have done zero research on this but it feels like coffee maker Kickstarters are the new shitcoins

“annotators of doomed worlds” is probably the funniest phrase I’ve ever seen written about baseball, thank you @dszymborski.fangraphs.com

There is no reason for the Mets to be like this!!! @yonxzype.bsky.social

"Are The Knicks Back" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Those guys + the guys I used are some of my go-tos also (almost used Leary today), plus Damion Easley and Jay Bell

They’re the best even though I generally dislike Silver Slugger as a category with comparatively fewer choices

I support both even if 5 mins ago is So Taguchi erasure ✊

IG: Mike Norris, Daniel Hudson, Rick Camp Mike Jorgensen, Felipe Lopez, Troy Neel Jim Davenport, Melvin Mora, Argenis Reyes

Had a lot of fun with this. @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social did Troy Neel just choose to go to Japan after his half-decent three years with the A's or do you think there something else going on?

But this is one side perk of being a very involved dad!

Oh I’m just gonna admire and try to set up playdates

Either the cute mom in my two-year-old’s sports class is early first trimester pregnant, or Christmas cookies hit in all the right places

The CIA did Kennedy for far less, just saying

a sign that says shut it down in front of a man Alt: Jon Taffer saying "shut it down"

New Steelers HC Jon Taffer who says no

these women having a mid off

Live look at Steelers-Ravens

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The Civil Rights movement of our time many are calling it

Or Paul Waner?

Did Wahoo Sam get to 4500 TB?