Funniest part is I was meant to be shopping for my GIRLFRIEND

Went to a store where I notoriously spend too much... and you guys will never guess what I did

Over 5h* I cannot do math

Okay I was at work for a little over 4h and I made $80. Pretty good for my first day out of training and also a Monday

I want to drop out so bad. I am skipping classes with increasing frequency because I'm so behind that I couldn't possibly contribute

Dreamt about dropping out and moving to Maine with my girlfriend. Need

Nick smiling in a mirror selfie. He has hair past his shoulders, a gray jacket, and a collar with a bow. In front of him is a backpack with strawberries.

Good morning from my girlfriend's house in my girlfriend's jacket while my girlfriend makes breakfast. Life is good

He's literally just a baby

Hilariously this makes him like 1000x more vulnerable to predators

Got to draw the line somewhere

My girlfriend isn't lying. I am a cutiepie

Stigmatizing age gaps on my time line... foul behavior

okay so christian fundamentalists are saying that trump is possessed by a demon and im NOT supposed to say this is just like supernatural? im not allowed to reference supernatural even though this exact scenario is a season-long plot in supernatural? fine. whatever.

dw bro it's not gay as long as i look up at you and flutter my princess eyelashes

Interestingly someone I barely ever talk to just messaged me today and announced that she was cutting me off, stating "I just dont necessarily agree with a lot of the things u say and do as a person." Literally never talk to this bitch btw but okay lol?

Why are there so many flies in my apartment. I know it's a beautiful temperate 82° in here but please bother anyone else

Ugh I have to go HOME to my disgusting swampy sweltering apartment and be ALONE

Noooo. We didn't agree on anything specific but that sounds like something we should do. A lot of the play was spontaneous

I mean she checked on me before she left and concluded that I was okay. Like she made me a heating pad before showering. But I just hoped she'd take a quicker shower considering we had an intense session. She said she'd try to keep it in mind in the future

The usual sex talk lol. How are you guys out here getting your faces fucked. I gag at like three inches on a good day. That thing is also thick and fills my entire mouth

IDK being needy

The funniest part is she doesn't even do anything with her hair or body in the shower. Like, she shaves her face. That's it. No complicated hair routine or really any hair routine at all

and she seemingly got upset with me for asking and said she didn't want to talk about it until she was out of the shower. So I'll just apologize for asking when she gets out. It isn't worth it

Well she did give an honest attempt at speedrunning aftercare. Like, she said a bunch of nice things all at once before leaving me alone for a long time. I've got to respect it I guess. And I went to ask her why she has taken over an hour...

There is literally no world where anyone would need to take an 80 minute shower. I am so done

If I had a dollar for every time Stede's face is obscured in Top Stede art...

I mean it's on me for not expressing distaste lol I was just trying to make it to the cancelled finale without ruining it and then it got ruined anyway

Just did a bunch of stuff I wasn't really into and then didn't get to come or get fucked. Is this what being a sub is about

ONE HANDED by the way. I have to carry them with ONE HAND

I still think Ed did weird things to Stede in 1.04 while Stede was out cold and feverish