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Been dry on ideas for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social, but I think I finally have one...

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2 rad poems up on the site from @iambrandondiehl.bsky.social 👾

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2 Poems by Brandon Diehl HOUSE ARRESTDuring work hours, I’m the CEO of daydreaming.I daydream about reading a book.I daydream about playing a video game.I daydream about getting hit by a school bus.I daydream about d…

2 new poems about "work-life balance," video games, and most importantly, going goblin mode. 👹

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Happy Dazed and Confused day to all those who celebrate 🙂

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I’m a little biased here as I’ve been published with DD twice, but go send Shawn your stuff!

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The Kmart Unicorn Massacre No one knows what made the unicorns kill over 200 Kmart shoppers on Christmas Eve, 1999. In fact, I wasn’t even scheduled to work that day, but my manager, Derek, called and asked if I would cover …

“emerging from the fog, was a herd of unicorns. Except, they didn’t look like your typical fairytale unicorns. No. They were menacing, with glowing yellow eyes, sharp horns, and bucked teeth.”

Wrote about The Kmart Unicorn Massacre for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social 🦄

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(Taylor’s Version) “Okay, everyone,” she yelled, “to your seats. Do not make me say it twice! Eyes open!” The dozen or so of us made our way to overturned pails and milk crate stools. At first glance, we all had litt…

“So tell me,” Taylor Swift said, “who betrayed me?

New fiction from @jrhandfield.bsky.social 💃

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list of things guys who say “you couldn’t survive a CoD lobby” couldn’t survive getting called the exact same shit but in person that thing where your iud makes you feel like one leg is melting trying to scream-convince your mom red would work on you in the middle of Sally Bea…

list of things guys who say “you couldn’t survive a CoD lobby” couldn’t survive

New poem from @romyewing.bsky.social 🎮

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a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands outstretched ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands outstretched

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A Scene From Clerks MMMMMDCCXXIX Dante and Randall are at the video store. They’ve always been at the video store, after all. Except, right now they’re in the Quik Stop. Dante is restocking the shelves, even if the bones of his fi…

I wrote this piece for a recent HAD call, but as soon as I was done putting it together, I had a feeling it was destined for @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social. Massive thanks again to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for supporting my work!
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Wrote a goosebumps-inspired story about Guy Fieri for @dailydrunkmag

“It looked like Guy Fieri. But everything about him was wrong. His smile was a little too sharp. His eyes a little too black. His tattoos dripped in ooze.”

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Submit to Daily Drunk The Daily Drunk seeks film, TV, music, video games, and all pop culture-related submissions of previously unpublished fiction, nonfiction, poetry, lists, reviews, quizzes, and comics. More Deets: W…

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Submit to Daily Drunk The Daily Drunk seeks film, TV, music, video games, and all pop culture-related submissions of previously unpublished fiction, nonfiction, poetry, lists, reviews, quizzes, and comics. More Deets: W…

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WICKERPEDIA Download Free PDF Buy a print version here for only $6.99! Leave a review on Goodreads

What better way to celebrate May Day than by reading some fiction, nonfic, poems all about The Wicker Man. You'll find a poem by yourself truly alongside all the cool stuff in here!
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I Quit My Job, Directed by Wes Anderson First, we’ll see me walking down an evenly split hallway in a long, lateral tracking shot. I am visibly sweaty, but am offered a glass of water by the doorman with a curly mustache. It is Edward No…

I see Wes Anderson has a new one coming out. In honor of this, I want to share a flash story I wrote a few years ago @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social

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Really grateful to have a piece up @dailydrunkmag.bsky.social again. Huge thanks to @sbb-writer.bsky.social for giving this one space!

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The Private Investigator Loses Track of Time She focuses her camera on the front wall of the house she’s been watching for a week, though that week could’ve been a day, or a month, or all the years of her life. Not a single thing has changed …

“Her mind wanders to an episode of Twilight Zone she watched when she was a kid. The one where a little girl falls into the fourth dimension through a portal in her bedroom wall.”

New fiction from @jackbedell.bsky.social

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George the Cheapskate Loves his Lakers George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers. But George was crafty and discovered t…

“George was a certified cheapskate and did everything possible to save money, including cutting cable, which meant he could no longer watch his beloved Lakers.“

Fiction by @sbb-writer.bsky.social

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Wrote a 200-word story about a cheapskate named George who watches fake basketball games on his PlayStation

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Was doing one of these for a little while until life got in the way too much. But Shawn's a great editor to work with, and I highly recommend that writer friends who have a pitch go for it!

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Men what is stopping you from dressing like Jack Nicholson at the SNL 50th Anniversary Special?

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mr. Milchick’s my favorite
But Irv’s okay too ❤️

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Why You Need to Revisit the GOAT of Kitchen Nightmares Episodes Having worked in sales for the past decade, it’s second nature for me to sell. And if there’s one deal I’m determined to close, it’s convincing you to revisit—or experience for the first time—the g…

Hiatus? What hiatus? We’re back, revisiting the madness of Amy’s Baking Company:

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An ode to the matte blue scooby-doo fruit snack

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