Phew! I’ve been sitting here panicking thinking “I don’t remember saying anything bad about a Scott”

? Apologies, are you talking to me?

Thanks For The Memory: The First Fifty Years of Oscar Openings — Crittical Analysis Today, in honor of Academy Awards night, let’s dig through the first fifty years of Oscar openings. Jack Lemmon! Jerry Lewis! Frank Sinatra! Burt Lancaster and Kirk Douglas! Bob Hope! Lots and l...

Happy Oscars day, everyone! In tribute, I wrote a massive article going through the early history of my favorite part of the show: the opening! This one gets us through the first fifty years of Oscar. Enjoy!

www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/tha...

I think it would behoove more people to view the Oscars less like an attempt at an objective record and more like an attempt to create little snapshots of time

ESPN is stealth tanking

I SCREAM, You SCREAM: A SCREAM Retrospective! — Crittical Analysis It’s been thirty years and the SCREAM franchise has proven as unkillable as Ghostface himself. With the recently-released seventh installment making more money than ever, it’s worth taking a look bac...

I always forget to promote my work on here, but….I published a SCREAM series retrospective last week, looking back on how the franchise has evolved over the years, as well as how it’s remained stubbornly the same. Enjoy!

www.crittical-analysis.com/articles/i-s...

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips
Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

I suspect he asked Kev if he had seen or heard about it. From there, I don’t know

My theory is that, because SCREAM
VI is the “one without Sidney in it”, our brains paradoxically remember this scene as “the one where she states she’s not in it”

It hits like new every time I see it

Nothing but respect for MY presidents

What the Kings possibly getting a top-three pick does to a mf

RISE OF SKYWALKER feels like a nightmare I had once

In her attempt to remember the phrase “Blade Angels”, my wife managed to come up with a much superior name for the USA female figure skater team: “the twirly girlies”

The people hate the Dunkin commercial, all my homies hate the Dunkin commercial

Ironically, all the famous Super Bowl commercials star no celebs at all!

I genuinely am jealous of those who find Super Bowl commercials funny. Life seems easier for those folks.

One of the most cathartic ending moments in all of film

From what I understand, Hitler’s stock plummeted after doing some pre-draft interviews

That’s right

Old fashioneds are the GOAT cocktail

You come into MY house, you fibroMYalgia…

Infuriated at the idea of an “abridged version” of ITS A WONDERFUL LIFE. Why not just upload a “2X speed version” while you’re at it?

Amazing!

Free “Jay Kelly” Merchandise

This marks something like the sixth straight year where I go into my Spotify Wrapped thinking “you know, I’m gonna share my results online this time around!”, then I actually open it and go “ehh, never mind”

“Pizza pizza!” Like, don’t you speak Latin?

I’ve never really sat down and thought about it before, but…does anyone know why tf the Little Caesars mascot, who by all indication is supposed to be an ancient Roman, speaks like a caveman?

Like all Star Wars fans, I have my pedantic notes/quibbles about this, but this ranking passes the vibe check imo

Genuinely incredible how immediately this thing hits a wall.