I got married

thinking about postponing my wedding so I can see charli xcx on snl

red eye tree frogs really fell off. very 90s

What else is there?

I’m thinking about trying this place out again.

Plato’s allegory of the goon cave

I Don’t Want To Go To Heaven Unless It Looks Like The 100 Gecs Boiler Room Set

Lunchtime

walking home from the bus stop in the rain. i’m going wet dog mode. i’m puddlepilled drizzlemaxxing

i’m always breathing too hard in the backs of ubers and fogging the windows up. just a little fun fact about me

here’s one

maybe we need limited nuclear exchange to make things normal again

bro last night was a triumphant return to form

California sucks! Don’t come here!

forgot about this app

get me on shark tank so i can pitch my billion dollar idea: legal mids

i’m just like tony soprano fr (i suffer from panic attacks)

giving my chinese coworkers the gweilo pass

i respect this man more than the submarine ceo

warhammer 40k book spotted in a little free library. nice

elon musk has banned being cisgender in an attempt to win back users from bluesky

we love that sunday feeling

sorry i haven’t been posting much they put me in the plastic magneto prison

tom wambsgans is such an inspiration for a simple midwestern boy like me. he’s got it all (wife and boss who hate him)

let’s get those numbers up

i’ve been busy touching grass

i’ve accidentally become an immortan joe type entity to my houseplants. “do not become addicted to water”

i went to check up on twitter and it is unsurprisingly worse than ever before, but they do now have a post going around with 1.4M views that’s just john wick 4 in HD. so there’s pros and cons

who up yearning

Victim of the bone collector: fuck I’m getting bone collected