Robble robble

I was getting a coffee and hash brown from McDonald's this morning and they had socks, but they ran out of Hamburglar so I had to get Grimace socks

So if I become a cartoonish supervillain, this is my origin story

Why don't poke restaurants offer a poke bowl with extra Pikachus

Me trying to get through every day like

I can't find an article that names the game, which seems like a serious journalistic error to me.

When it's me, if I'm looking for a high score it'll be Dr Mario. When, not if.

This is aspirational

The amount of major news stories I find out about through simpsons groups is shocking, absurd, and exceedingly on brand for me

Actual excerpts from Melania's unrequested speech

Thanks i love it 💜💜💜

Hey NASA, can I tag along to space? I've got some killer playlists and you don't even need to give me a ride home

Cheap Trick, c 1979 - colourised

And a technical marvel

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

@shum138.bsky.social

Shoup

On the comedy scale from 1 to 4 Seasons Total Landscaping, trying to figure out where this lands

Help keep the koopa population under control, have Bowser spayed and neutered

Ever since they banned plastic straws, I've had to choke turtles by hand

Why did you make me see this with my good face-eyes

Hey do you think the Wright brothers invented the airplane cause their kids refused to eat from regular spoons?

Are You There, Godzilla? It's Me, Margaret

happy birthday, women

We brought this upon ourselves.

I can't wait to speak ill of the dead

'Jim Carrey is a clone' discourse was definitely not on my bingo card

This isn't very FIFA peace prize of him

Pourquoi pas les deux?

Google killing the tenor gif keyboard is gonna decimate like all of my group chats

When I die, I want to donate my organs

to Goodwill