🎶Giddy up lil moon horse,
One day you'll fly free
Just like ol' Skylab,
In Seventy Three 🎶

Need this badly tbqhwy

The reason they did Artemis II and keep disappearing scientists is because there's a horse on the moon and they can't work out how it's there

Nah it's just like that

We put a man's brain inside of a horse and shot him to the stars. What wondrous sights he must be whinnying at, on his sojourn amongst the Sagittarii and Ceties Tau? We can only hope to glean his insight and inspiration.

Columbo? No sorry I went to Gumshoe Tech

Fremen is a yucky ass word Frank Herbert damn

Let's visit the amenities

"no replacement for displacement" i say as i lurch forward in my pelvis-shattering jalopy

Refusing the Hugo award for my posts because they're all science fact

"Wow Michael, you really queefed those KPIs this week hah hah hah!"

Taking it from an innie to an outie

Freaky... Monday...

Yes... That'll get them... Grooving...

Woah babe! That pussy got me gurgitating! I'm gobbling it greedily!

Eating a cushion

I mean, if you want to walk in the discotheque wearing half medallions then be my guest...

Listen up hotshot I pull open my ass cheeks with both hands then the shit falls out just the same as you

Oh Christ. Are you sure? You might have fucked it. You could try equipping less? But it's not recommended

Babe it's time to equip 112 Medallions

For those pure of shart

They only gave me store credit smh

Shot for shot remake of the Mandalorian but the big metal bloke uses the soft spot on baby Yoda's head as an ashtray

Woah babe that was so cool how you hit Yoda with a flurry of blows before ending his wretched life with a German Suplex. Once you're done putting his stiffening limbs through that hellacious octopus stretch we can go bounce him off some walls or maybe drop him off the highway overpass together?

George Lucase call me

Hitting Yoda with a horse suplex cause he's a naughty lil bitch

#BanStarTrek

Yoda: We're shooting you with a gun
Loops Skywalker: Yae verily and forsooth

What are they teaching our kids??

It's like that but on tv

Found a big shrimp in the river he taught me phonics